# man found w/ 300 dead fetus's in his garage

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 31, 2005, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929 "2005-08-31T07:00:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/1 "2005-08-31T07:00:11Z")

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[http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050831065409990004](http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050831065409990004)

wow

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/2 "2005-08-31T07:02:25Z")

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:inbeforeanydeadbabyjokes:

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/3 "2005-08-31T07:08:39Z")

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how many fetuses does it take…

j/k.

Tha’s fux0red.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/4 "2005-08-31T07:11:04Z")

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how many fetuses does it take to change a lightbulb ?

i donno, cause the shorter you are the higher youll have to stack them so you can reach

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/5 "2005-08-31T07:18:57Z")

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wow…

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**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/6 "2005-08-31T07:39:52Z")

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:eek:

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**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/7 "2005-08-31T07:44:33Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> how many fetuses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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> i donno, cause the shorter you are the higher youll have to stack them so you can reach

you can’t stack fetuses…until after you remove the heads. everyone knows that. otherwise it is like standing on a pile of over-ripened oranges.

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/8 "2005-08-31T07:47:21Z")

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It sounds like the south park episode where cartmen tries to sell all the fetuses

cmon your breaken my balls here

-Cheater-

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**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/9 "2005-08-31T07:49:14Z")

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> [@Lucky Cheater](#):
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> It sounds like the south park episode where cartmen tries to sell all the fetuses
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> -Cheater-

you cant sell fetuses until you remove the heads…

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/10 "2005-08-31T08:15:13Z")

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> [@audios](#):
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> you can’t stack fetuses…until after you remove the heads. everyone knows that. otherwise it is like standing on a pile of over-ripened oranges.

lmfao!

OT: enjoying the videos ?

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**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/11 "2005-08-31T08:43:06Z")

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When this guy tells the joke, Whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies… he means it!

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**Author:** ![duck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duck/32/7183_2.png) [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/12 "2005-08-31T08:43:52Z")

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“me and these fetuses have one thing in common… we both weren’t born yesterday”

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/13 "2005-08-31T08:46:14Z")

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> [@duck](#):
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> “me and these fetuses have one thing in common… we both weren’t born yesterday”

winnar

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**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/14 "2005-08-31T08:49:34Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> lmfao!
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> OT: enjoying the videos ?

yes sir. you should post some screen shot. wonderful tattas should eb shared with the community

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/15 "2005-08-31T08:50:32Z")

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Whats the difference between my garage and an abortion clinic?

My garage isn’t supposed to have 300 dead fetuses in it.

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**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/16 "2005-08-31T08:54:05Z")

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I made slippers out of my freinds fetuses. Man they are baby soft!

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/17 "2005-08-31T09:07:11Z")

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mmmm I just had the most delicious cheesy pasta meatball lunch. Oh yeah, this is disgusting.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/18 "2005-08-31T09:07:36Z")

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oh goddamnit this is 94wvwglxvr6

what’s the easiest way to clean up a pile of fetuses?

a pitchfork.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/19 "2005-08-31T09:16:32Z")

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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?  
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/20 "2005-08-31T09:27:20Z")

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what’s more gross than 8 dead fetuses in a garbage can?  
1 dead fetus in 8 garbage cans.

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