# man found w/ 300 dead fetus's in his garage
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 31, 2005, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929 "2005-08-31T07:00:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/21 "2005-08-31T09:32:49Z")
how do you fit 30 dead fetuses into a punch bowl?
a blender
how do you get them out?
nachos
seriously though. thats fucked up
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/22 "2005-08-31T09:56:55Z")
thats just sick…wouldnt it smell after a while?
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/23 "2005-08-31T10:23:35Z")
i like how people want to see if it was their fetus… what the fuck do they care… they didnt want it anyways… They are the kind of people who get mad when someone takes a couch out of their garbage.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/24 "2005-08-31T11:08:33Z")
Newman-Winston Memorial Chapel :snky:
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/25 "2005-08-31T11:17:19Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> i like how people want to see if it was their fetus… what the fuck do they care… they didnt want it anyways… They are the kind of people who get mad when someone takes a couch out of their garbage.
lol didnt the article say that some were from miscarages? either way, I bet $$$ is some of the motivation behind it
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/26 "2005-08-31T11:23:48Z")
How many dead babies can you fit in a barrel?
4
How many dead babies can you fit in a garage?
apparently 300.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/27 "2005-08-31T11:43:25Z")
> [@SC\_Steve](#):
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> lol didnt the article say that some were from miscarages? either way, I bet $$$ is some of the motivation behind it
[crackhead voice] pssst… yo man! psst… I got these here fetuseses for sale man… $5 each. $10 for the big ones. [/voice]
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### Author:  [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/28 "2005-08-31T13:12:25Z")
> [@Nikuk](#):
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> [crackhead voice] pssst… yo man! psst… I got these here fetuseses for sale man… $5 each. $10 for the big ones. [/voice]
That’s bs. I would buy by the pound.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/29 "2005-08-31T13:18:45Z")
[voice] we got parts by the pound… [/voice]
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### Author:  [@EMX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EMX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/30 "2005-08-31T21:37:41Z")
:lol:
you guys are all going to hell
:lol:
so am i
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### Author:  [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/31 "2005-08-31T21:53:57Z")
> [@OfficerK](#):
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> How many dead babies can you fit in a barrel?
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> 4
>
> How many dead babies can you fit in a garage?
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> apparently 300.
How many dead babies can you fit in a bucket?
the same number as in the garage.
How do you get em in there?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla Chips.
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### Author:  [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/32 "2005-08-31T22:02:21Z")
So what was illegal abou this? who doesnt have atleast one fetus laying around somewhere. I keep mine in a glassjar full of vinegar. Makes for interesting conversation when i have dinner parties-like them-“oh thats an interesting peice” me- “Yes i made that with my wife, like the colors we chose?” them “why yes goes very nicely with that area rug”
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/33 "2005-08-31T22:02:22Z")
the illegal part is that the jar fetuses are in a jar and in the fluid … that makes them “clean” … they arent a health hazard
babies in ziplocks arent sterile … the options with dead humans / animals are bury them, burn them or embalm them in the jar
i dont get why he would stockpile them …
i mean obviously he was getting paid to cremate them and was simply keeping the money but damn … buy some 55 gallon drums, poke some holes in it , toss the babies in and take a trip out on the lake !
a cinder block and a 55 gal drunk has to be enough to take care of 40 dried up babies
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### Author:  [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/34 "2005-08-31T22:29:22Z")
You have wisdom beyond your years. very good advice. i will jot that down for future reference.
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/35 "2005-08-31T22:36:16Z")
i swear to god, if i have to get rid of one more barrel of my illigitimate children in the lake im gonna snap …
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### Author:  [@professorOD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/professorOD)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/36 "2005-08-31T22:38:33Z")
Whats the reason for having 300 fetus’s in your garage?
You are the supplier of meat for mighty taco.
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### Author:  [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/37 "2005-09-01T04:59:03Z")
I bet he had plaenty more fetuses than 300. He was probably trying to become superman.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/38 "2005-09-01T05:25:51Z")
it would be really awesome if he was eating them.
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/39 "2005-09-01T06:09:16Z")
wats the difference between a truck full of bricks and a truck full of dead babies …cant unload a truckload of bricks with a pitchfork
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-found-w-300-dead-fetuss-in-his-garage/1929/40 "2005-09-01T06:09:54Z")
p.s. - everyone who has posted here is officially going to hell
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