# Man I need some hookers...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-i-need-some-hookers/11179>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 23, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-i-need-some-hookers/11179 "2006-04-23T00:18:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-i-need-some-hookers/11179/1 "2006-04-23T00:18:33Z")

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Working overnight again…

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co-worker: thank you for calling las vegas review classifieds bla bla bla

guy: yeah i need some hookers

co-worker: uhhh…

guy: well I saw some girls in the classifieds before, i saw one named “splash” so i figured shed let me pee on her, thats all i want to do tonight man, pee on some hookers. You gotta help me out

co-worker: ummm…

guy: c’mon just look up last weeks ads, I need this phone number

co worker: oookkk. Umm I cant do that

guy: you HAVE to help me out bro!

it goes on…

:bloated:

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**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-i-need-some-hookers/11179/2 "2006-04-24T06:38:19Z")

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> [@vq30de](#):
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> thats all i want to do tonight man, pee on some hookers.:bloated:

:lol: you get all the nut-jobs. next time tell him to go fill his fuckin’ prescription or something.

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**Author:** ![slipstreamxk1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-i-need-some-hookers/11179/3 "2006-04-24T08:04:08Z")

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hahaha pee on some hookers. who was it rkelly trying to reform him self a little?

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**Author:** ![943kgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/4bbf92/32.png) [@943kgt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/943kgt)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-i-need-some-hookers/11179/4 "2006-04-24T08:14:20Z")

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> [@slipstreamxk1](#):
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> hahaha pee on some hookers. who was it rkelly trying to reform him self a little?

ha that reminded me of the r kelly skit from the chapelle show…

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-i-need-some-hookers/11179/5 "2006-04-24T08:18:40Z")

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shoulda just gave him the phone number… i mean, he really really wanted it.

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**Author:** ![nixad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@nixad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nixad)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-i-need-some-hookers/11179/6 "2006-04-24T08:32:13Z")

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i saw one named “splash” so i figured shed let me pee on her

LMFAO!