# Man is defiant at a border patrol checkpoint

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 25, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105 "2009-03-25T16:47:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/101 "2009-03-26T17:39:05Z")

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> [@deebo](#):
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> i thought it was funny that he was free to go and then all the officers were blocking his car just staring at him lol

Yeah, and he was like, “IF I’M FREE TO GO, WHY ARE YOU STANDING IN FRONT OF MY CAR,” and it took them like 2 minutes to get out of the way. :lol:

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/102 "2009-03-26T17:39:45Z")

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“What are you doing with that camera?”

“I’m RECORDING you with it. Like you were recording me with YOUR cameras back there.”

“Those aren’t our cameras.”

“Well SOMEONE was recording me, and I’m recording YOU.”

:lol:

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/103 "2009-03-26T17:42:11Z")

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he was such an asshole it was funny lol  
i really wish the officers would have actually been assholes, maybe the camera had an effect, but who knows

it would have made for a better video

GOD he sat there for like 2min straight just twidling his thumbs

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**Author:** ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/104 "2009-03-26T17:48:05Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> I don’t know anyone who hasn’t passed with a mid to upper 90… and I don’t know anyone smart who took it. 🙂

your a moron then, very few people people have got over a 90, and i didn’t study nor do I plan on taking a job at the mexican border. just took it for the hell of it? ha

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**Author:** ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/105 "2009-03-26T17:49:09Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> I don’t know anyone who hasn’t passed with a mid to upper 90… and I don’t know anyone smart who took it. 🙂

you’re a moron, very few people in the last 3 months have rec. over a 90.

Jack.

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**Author:** ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/106 "2009-03-26T17:49:57Z")

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> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> what did you get

94, i was told by the BP guy that actually puts me competitive for the northern border which is like a million applicants for 400 jobs from washingotn to maine lol

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/107 "2009-03-26T18:00:04Z")

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Its mandatory 2 years at the southern border. Idk what you heard…

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**Author:** ![turbofreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbofreak/32/5197_2.png) [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/108 "2009-03-26T18:10:00Z")

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the dude was a asshole

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**Author:** ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/109 "2009-03-26T18:47:20Z")

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> [@travisn](#):
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> Its mandatory 2 years at the southern border. Idk what you heard…

um… no 15 months first at southern border 1st of all… and I applied for the NORTHERN border, which they _are_ hiring for, and would be the station after the academy and probation period at southern border.

they just are hiring like any1 who passes w/ a 70 at the southern border the buffalo sector is hiring like 1/50th of that lol

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/110 "2009-03-26T20:46:31Z")

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> [@Syrup](#):
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> 94, i was told by the BP guy that actually puts me competitive for the northern border which is like a million applicants for 400 jobs from washingotn to maine lol

I got a 95 :mamoru:  
They are looking for 6000 new recruits for the northern border.

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/111 "2009-03-27T05:22:19Z")

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> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> I got a 95 :mamoru:  
> They are looking for 6000 new recruits for the northern border.

A million applicants?

Really?

So there are as many applicants for border patrol at the north border as we have in our entire standing army? (1,088,000). I know at least a dozen people int he military, and 1 border patrol agent.

16 times as many people for border patrol as applied for Law School admission at all the schools in America this year? (68,000). I know 6 people in law school and 1 border patrol agent.

One-third of the total number of fast food workers in the country applied? (3,500,000). I know a bunch of people working fast food, and 1 border patrol agent.

The guy was blowing smoke.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/112 "2009-03-27T16:53:11Z")

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> [@Syrup](#):
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> you’re a moron, very few people in the last 3 months have rec. over a 90.
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> Jack.

HAHAHA

So you’re telling me NYSPEED is overpopulated with geniuses?? Or are you telling me that the small percentage of people who have almost aced this test just happen to post on here and don’t already have good enough jobs that they aren’t worried about becoming BP??

Has anyone in this thread not scored highly? I still don’t know anyone who hasn’t. I’m a reference for 4 people in my area alone, and none of them scored lower than 95 on this “common sense” test.

I was at the mall when BP was there taking applications… beliee me when I say if any of those people fucking passed this test our borders are fucked.

How many people have to say the test was relatively easy or you to believe them?

Sorry that sedlmeier is smarter than you. My life would suck if I just found that out too. 😛

No offense sedlmeier.

EDIT: You know syrup… you might have a point. Homeless people would not score highly on this test… and I’m hoping they all applied. This would be a great opportunity for them to turn their lives around.

> [@Moruitelda](#):
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> The guy was blowing smoke.

No… that can’t be. They told syrup he was really smart, and could be an officer. They don’t blow smoke do they? That isn’t part of their job or anything is it?

lol.

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**Author:** ![notavr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@notavr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/notavr4)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/113 "2009-03-27T18:32:13Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> i’m an asshole

I can almost guarantee I have a higher IQ than you.

\<—sedlmeier101

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**Author:** ![notavr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@notavr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/notavr4)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/114 "2009-03-27T18:33:13Z")

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and honestly, the BP test is made for you to PASS, the NEED people so why would they want you to fail?  
They just don’t want complete fuckups.

\<–sedlmeier101

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/115 "2009-03-27T18:45:14Z")

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> [@notavr4](#):
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> I can almost guarantee I have a higher IQ than you.
> 
> \<—sedlmeier101

:roflpicard:

At least you have a bigger epeen

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/116 "2009-03-27T18:48:18Z")

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> [@notavr4](#):
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> I can almost guarantee I have a higher IQ than you.
> 
> \<—sedlmeier101

Would you like to make a wager?  
:eekdance:

> [@notavr4](#):
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> and honestly, the BP test is made for you to PASS, the NEED people so why would they want you to fail?  
> They just don’t want complete fuckups.
> 
> \<–sedlmeier101

So you’re saying the test was not difficult and any educated 5th grader could pass? No?

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/117 "2009-03-27T18:53:03Z")

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:picard:

internet brainpower dick waving contests

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/118 "2009-03-27T18:59:12Z")

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> [@Moruitelda](#):
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> :picard:
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> internet brainpower dick waving contests

Put your pants back on. I’m smarter than you too.:mamoru:

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/119 "2009-03-27T20:17:34Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> Would you like to make a wager?  
> :eekdance:
> 
> So you’re saying the test was not difficult and any educated 5th grader could pass? No?

5th grader…no…  
um, it’s either you get it, or you don’t. If you don’t know spanish…or Don’t understand the rules to the spanish language, you will fail.

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-is-defiant-at-a-border-patrol-checkpoint/65105/120 "2009-03-27T20:24:30Z")

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That guy gets no ass!

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