# Man killed by robot, woman mistakenly given new anus
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 19, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285 "2008-03-19T12:01:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/1 "2008-03-19T12:01:53Z")
:picard:
> **[Australian Man Gunned Down in Driveway by Killer Robot](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/03/19/australian-man-gunned-down-in-driveway-by-killer-robot.html)**
>
> An 81-year-old Australian man has shot himself dead with an elaborate suicide robot built using plans he downloaded from the Internet.
> **[Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/03/26/woman-goes-for-leg-operation-gets-new-anus-instead.html)**
>
> A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead.
---
### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/2 "2008-03-19T12:05:49Z")
:uhh:
lol
---
### Author:  [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/3 "2008-03-19T12:07:02Z")
Pictures of this killer robot are needed ASAP!
---
### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/4 "2008-03-19T12:07:53Z")
:tup: to still being able to build a working suicide robot at 81 years old. Not only that, but be able to use the computer well enough to find plans and download them. Pretty much proves to his asshole family that he was more than capable to keep living in his house.
As for the anus lady, please. Her old one was probably a little worn out and now she’s got a nice new one for free. That’s like going in for new brakes and getting a whole new rear suspension. 🙂
---
### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/5 "2008-03-19T12:11:18Z")
i don’t even know anymore
---
### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/6 "2008-03-19T12:12:16Z")
National health care.😛
---
### Author:  [@paulysplitx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/paulysplitx)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/7 "2008-03-19T12:13:43Z")
Wow…
---
### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/8 "2008-03-19T12:23:47Z")
IDB?
---
### Author:  [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/9 "2008-03-19T12:29:44Z")
---
### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/10 "2008-03-19T12:33:38Z")
So what’d they do with her old ass?
---
### Author:  [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/11 "2008-03-19T12:37:16Z")
all i got to say is oos no now i got two asses
---
### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/12 "2008-03-19T12:46:17Z")
> [@forthekicks385](#):
>
> all i got to say is oos no now i got two asses
---
### Author:  [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/13 "2008-03-19T12:48:46Z")
I see my time machine is working.
wat
---
### Author:  [@mickdad246](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mickdad246)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/14 "2008-03-19T12:57:20Z")
this is just to hilarious…
---
### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/15 "2008-03-19T13:16:10Z")
> [@JayS](#):
>
> As for the anus lady, please. Her old one was probably a little worn out and now she’s got a nice new one for free. That’s like going in for new brakes and getting a whole new rear suspension. 🙂
lol my thoughts exactly
---
### Author:  [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/16 "2008-03-19T13:21:29Z")
LOL WTF
---
### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/17 "2008-03-19T13:34:10Z")
> [@Fry](#):
>
> So what’d they do with her old ass?
:lolham:
---
### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/18 "2008-03-19T13:45:53Z")
It’s like someone at FOX discovered Fark.
---
### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/19 "2008-03-19T17:00:10Z")
> **[Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/03/26/woman-goes-for-leg-operation-gets-new-anus-instead.html)**
>
> A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead.
What the fuck is wrong with fox news… “Is your vagina depressing?” Look at top videos
---
### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285/20 "2008-03-19T17:01:35Z")
:picard: to fox news
EDIT ILC beat me to it.
[Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-killed-by-robot-woman-mistakenly-given-new-anus/45285.md?page=2)