# Man Laws **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 28, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136 "2011-04-28T16:24:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![iamderrik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iamderrik/32/6634_2.png) [@iamderrik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iamderrik)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/1 "2011-04-28T16:24:03Z")
ahh, enjoy. [http://www.infobayarea.com/articles/stories/manlaws.html](http://www.infobayarea.com/articles/stories/manlaws.html) ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/2 "2011-04-28T17:36:08Z")
🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/3 "2011-04-28T17:49:54Z")
Good Times. ---
**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/4 "2011-04-28T18:13:21Z")
Pretty good homie. ---
**Author:** ![iamderrik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iamderrik/32/6634_2.png) [@iamderrik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iamderrik)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/5 "2011-04-29T03:44:54Z")
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 🤣rofl:rofl one of my favs ---
**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/6 "2011-04-29T08:42:20Z")
27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/7 "2011-04-29T08:46:45Z")
29: We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: “GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?” " BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!” I hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/8 "2011-04-29T11:59:01Z")
very good read. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/9 "2011-04-29T11:59:52Z")
ATTN BIG RED you fuckface > 15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-laws/258136/10 "2011-04-29T13:34:55Z")
🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl