# Man of the house **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104 **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [August 29, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104 "2007-08-29T12:00:47Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/1 "2007-08-29T12:00:47Z")
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE”. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, “The fuckin’ funeral director would be my first guess.”… ---
### Author: ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/2 "2007-08-29T13:14:18Z")
ehhh…3.5987452/10 ---
### Author: ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/3 "2007-08-29T13:18:35Z")
Ummm yea, Not so much… ---
### Author: ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/4 "2007-08-29T13:30:08Z")
3 months? 3 months no posting and thats what you come up with? go find that rock you were hiding under.:sadwavey: im kidding, im kidding :love: ---
### Author: ![Jper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Jper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jper) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/5 "2007-08-29T13:38:44Z")
kinda funny…wont tell agian tho ---
### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/6 "2007-08-29T13:39:19Z")
the only way this could be turned into a decent thread is if someone posted boobs ---
### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/7 "2007-08-29T13:41:28Z")
> [@1/8 mile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-8-mile/32187/15): > > The husband had just finished reading a new book > entitled, “YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE”. > > He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and > announced, "From now on, you > need to know that I am the man of this house > and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and > when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. > > After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with > me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you > are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and > towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage > my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s > going to dress me and comb my hair?" > > The wife replied, “The fuckin’ funeral director > would be my first guess.”… the word sumptuous tells me that a woman wrote that, which is sad, considering she should have been in the kitchen cooking something. ---
### Author: ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/8 "2007-08-29T14:18:53Z")
Not bad ---
### Author: ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/9 "2007-08-29T14:22:35Z")
> [@Buffalo latest stupidity: "We are the end of the Erie Canal"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-latest-stupidity-we-are-the-end-of-the-erie-canal/32200/4): > > Not bad ---
### Author: ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/10 "2007-08-29T14:41:09Z")
i’m still alive! ---
### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/11 "2007-08-29T15:01:55Z")
> [@Darkstar"](#): > > the word sumptuous tells me that a woman wrote that, which is sad, considering she should have been in the kitchen cooking something. :bowdown: well said ---
### Author: ![noahTHEpurdy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/87869e/32.png) [@noahTHEpurdy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noahTHEpurdy) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/12 "2007-08-29T15:04:13Z")
![http://www.northwestindiana.com/photos/albums/userpics/10001/normal_boobs.jpg](http://www.northwestindiana.com/photos/albums/userpics/10001/normal_boobs.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/13 "2007-08-29T15:25:36Z")
/\ what are those? I can see anything like that walking down the street. When someone says boobs, they mean nude boobs, you n00b ---
### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/14 "2007-08-29T15:31:19Z")
> [@Bravada 442"](#): > > /\ what are those? I can see anything like that walking down the street. > > When someone says boobs, they mean nude boobs, you n00b ---
### Author: ![green](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/green/32/5996_2.png) [@green](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/green) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/15 "2007-08-29T15:49:05Z")
NWS below!!! Hooray for Boobies!!! ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/nice-boobs_2_3349_si.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/nice-boobs_2_3349_si.jpg) ---
### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/16 "2007-08-29T16:03:50Z")
sweet! ---
### Author: ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/17 "2007-08-29T16:09:20Z")
> [@F-B-A"](#): > > 3 months? > > 3 months no posting and thats what you come up with? go find that rock you were hiding under.:sadwavey: > > im kidding, im kidding :love: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! I think you missed me. ---
### Author: ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/18 "2007-08-29T16:13:17Z")
mmm boobies 😋 ---
### Author: ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/19 "2007-08-29T16:14:41Z")
> [@SoLow"](#): > > mmm boobies 😋 find me a van!!! ---
### Author: ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow) #### Post date: [August 29, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/20 "2007-08-29T16:15:44Z")
> [@fs or trade: 4 35" maxxis big horns](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-or-trade-4-35-maxxis-big-horns/32194/2): > > find me a van!!! :finger2: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104.md?page=2)