# Man of the house

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**Created:** [August 29, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104 "2007-08-29T12:00:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-of-the-house/192104/7 "2007-08-29T13:41:28Z")

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> [@1/8 mile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-8-mile/32187/15):
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> The husband had just finished reading a new book  
> entitled, “YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE”.
> 
> He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and  
> announced, "From now on, you  
> need to know that I am the man of this house  
> and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and  
> when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
> 
> After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with  
> me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you  
> are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and  
> towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage  
> my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s  
> going to dress me and comb my hair?"
> 
> The wife replied, “The fuckin’ funeral director  
> would be my first guess.”…

the word sumptuous tells me that a woman wrote that, which is sad, considering she should have been in the kitchen cooking something.

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