# Man paid to impregnate neighbor's wife fails, gets owned hard. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 1, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219 "2009-04-01T08:28:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/1 "2009-04-01T08:28:30Z")
[http://www.just-whatever.com/2009/03/30/paid-to-do-it-72-times/](http://www.just-whatever.com/2009/03/30/paid-to-do-it-72-times/) > A judge in Stuttgart must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a sterile man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. > Demetruis Soupolos, 29 and his beauty queen wife had been trying to start a family with no success. It turned out that poor Demetruis was sterile. What to do? What any one else would do when you run out of sugar, ask you neighbor for help of course! > Demetruis hires Frank Maus to do the job for him. He was married and had to kids already so it was obvious he could do the job. He was paid $2,500 and for three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 times he worked to impregnate Traute. > Maus’s wife was no pleased but he told her he was doing it for the money and she had to try and understand. > Turns out that her concerns were justified. Demetruis was not pleased that after 72 attempts Maus was unable to seal the deal. After a medical examination it was revealed that Maus was sterile as well! > Maus wife admitted that he was not the father of her two children and Demetruis is in court arguing a breach of contract. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/2 "2009-04-01T08:32:54Z")
:facepalm ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/3 "2009-04-01T08:34:58Z")
:rofl Nice. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/4 "2009-04-01T08:36:39Z")
hahahaha yesssss ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/5 "2009-04-01T08:41:13Z")
damn. get paid to get laid nice. hot neighbor’s wife. nice. 72 times hot damn. ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/6 "2009-04-01T08:43:25Z")
> [@Am i wrong?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/am-i-wrong/16500/29): > > damn. get paid to get laid nice. hot neighbor’s wife. nice. 72 times hot damn. finding out you’re shooting blanks and your wife owned you - priceless. ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/7 "2009-04-01T08:46:29Z")
Fail ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/8 "2009-04-01T08:47:23Z")
Lmao I want pics of wife ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/9 "2009-04-01T08:49:40Z")
> [@FS: Random Items \*\*PICS\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-random-items-pics/16514/6): > > Lmao I want pics of wife yah +1 ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/10 "2009-04-01T09:10:21Z")
haha omg ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/11 "2009-04-01T10:01:22Z")
thats awesome. lol. hilarious :lol ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/12 "2009-04-01T10:34:09Z")
hahaha, excellent stuff. I bet Maus was like ![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1237584641008.png](http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1237584641008.png) ![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1237584641008.png](http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1237584641008.png) ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/13 "2009-04-01T10:36:08Z")
this is epic ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/14 "2009-04-01T11:12:04Z")
![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/Maus.jpg](http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/Maus.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/15 "2009-04-01T11:16:10Z")
pure awsomenessssss!!! ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/16 "2009-04-01T11:24:01Z")
- rep for use of stick figures! ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/17 "2009-04-01T11:56:12Z")
this is epic. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/18 "2009-04-01T11:59:27Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/19 "2009-04-01T12:38:03Z")
I want pics of Beauteous wife ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-paid-to-impregnate-neighbors-wife-fails-gets-owned-hard/243219/20 "2009-04-01T12:40:22Z")
i totally posted it already, hehehe