# Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-severs-own-penis-throws-it-at-officers/10816
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 15, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-severs-own-penis-throws-it-at-officers/10816 "2006-04-15T12:26:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![slipstreamxk1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-severs-own-penis-throws-it-at-officers/10816/1 "2006-04-15T12:26:27Z")

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:lol: what is this world coming to

[http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html](http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html)

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-severs-own-penis-throws-it-at-officers/10816/2 "2006-04-15T12:38:13Z")

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Carlos Mencia was talking about this last week. :wtf:

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### Author: ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-severs-own-penis-throws-it-at-officers/10816/3 "2006-04-15T13:40:56Z")

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hrm. interesting.

must have hurt a little.

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### Author: ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-severs-own-penis-throws-it-at-officers/10816/4 "2006-04-15T13:51:45Z")

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I wonder how long it is. If I wouldve found it that could have been a nice extension.

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### Author: ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2006, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-severs-own-penis-throws-it-at-officers/10816/5 "2006-04-15T15:01:39Z")

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wtf stupid people

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### Author: ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-severs-own-penis-throws-it-at-officers/10816/6 "2006-04-15T15:12:21Z")

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^ word, and Mencia called him a genius…but only after he got it sewn back on. lol