# Man tries to rob bar that was holding a police officer convention haha, moron

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 14, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783 "2009-09-14T07:13:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/1 "2009-09-14T07:13:52Z")

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> **[Wrong Choice ...](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/wrong-choice/80748236/)**
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> Sometimes even a thief makes the wrong choice.

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/2 "2009-09-14T07:17:53Z")

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what a fucking idiot lmao

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/3 "2009-09-14T07:19:09Z")

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And they didn’t even put their beers down. :rofl

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/4 "2009-09-14T07:45:25Z")

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What’s really crazy is HOW FAST the uniform officer got there. Was seconds.

What an idiot.

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/5 "2009-09-14T08:19:59Z")

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dude this is an old one but still classic loved it thanks for the reminder

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/6 "2009-09-14T08:24:08Z")

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Typical teenager of 2009.

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/7 "2009-09-14T08:51:49Z")

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hahahaha, I thought society was supposed to get smarter as a whole BUT its looks like we are just digging ourselves further into the stone ages

> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/22843/81):
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> Typical teenager of 2009.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/8 "2009-09-14T08:52:44Z")

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Judging by the people that I am surrounded by everyday at HVCC, I feel like people are getting stupider as time goes on…

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/9 "2009-09-14T08:55:41Z")

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I will just leave that alone

> [@so i bought a new car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-bought-a-new-car/22874/102):
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> Judging by the people that I am surrounded by everyday at HVCC, I feel like people are getting _ **“stupider”** _ as time goes on…

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/10 "2009-09-14T09:14:22Z")

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Would you like the dictionary definition?

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/11 "2009-09-14T09:43:27Z")

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Correct Grammar and the Dictionary are two different things, you know this man any English Teacher will tell you the same

> [@muddy frothy oil FTL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muddy-frothy-oil-ftl/22979/15):
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> Would you like the dictionary definition?

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/12 "2009-09-14T09:45:01Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/22843/81):
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> Typical teenager of 2009.

+1 teenagers nowadays suck.

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/13 "2009-09-14T09:50:42Z")

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> [@FS: Things i have layin around](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-things-i-have-layin-around/22355/10):
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> Correct Grammar and the Dictionary are two different things, you know this man any English Teacher will tell you the same

You should be one to talk about proper use of grammar and such. Grammar and dictionary shouldn’t be capitalized in your sentence, along with lack of punctuation.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/14 "2009-09-14T09:59:40Z")

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It really should be “more stupid” Chris, but who uses correct grammar now anyway?

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/15 "2009-09-14T10:00:17Z")

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isjnfinfwuiebnfwiuefbwiub\*#&$Y@\*&rh3rubibndaf\

who gievesss a fuckcin shit abot your grammER and spelling and shit

IF THE MESSAGE WAS RECEIVED AND COMPREHENDED THE WAY IT WAS INTENDED TO BE

then i call that communication… thats the whole point right

anyways yea that kid is fuckin dumb , they let him off easy

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/16 "2009-09-14T10:40:31Z")

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Every time I read this thread title, I can see it being an episode of Reno 911 or something.

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/17 "2009-09-14T10:50:58Z")

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Seriously you gotta love this site every thread has more than one topic and either it goes south or does than doesn’t or best yet my personal favorite one topic switches to another topic then goes south then comes back to normal someone going back to the old topic then back to the other topic getting back to south oh this is better than the Enquirer

I heart Shift518 I think this place has become my favorite place on the internet.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/18 "2009-09-14T11:40:07Z")

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Several Professors in my Siena classes have used the term “stupider,” so I feel if people with masters/doctorates degrees can use that word then so can I.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/19 "2009-09-14T12:04:28Z")

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Because it’s becoming the norm to speak that way. I didn’t say you were wrong, and I’m not saying I don’t speak that way myself, just stated that more stupid is technically what should be used.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-tries-to-rob-bar-that-was-holding-a-police-officer-convention-haha-moron/246783/20 "2009-09-14T13:17:14Z")

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youre both gay

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