# Man's "boys" locked in padlock...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 6, 2005, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328 "2005-08-06T11:14:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2005, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328/1 "2005-08-06T11:14:11Z")
> [@TheWMURChannel](#):
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> BRENTWOOD, N.H. – Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.
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> According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.
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> The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.
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> “Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this,” Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
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> The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.
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> He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.
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> Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.
[Link](http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/4815733/detail.html) :cockblock
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328/2 "2005-08-06T11:28:32Z")
that is a cockblock if I ever heard…
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328/3 "2005-08-06T11:34:43Z")
TWO WEEKS?
WTF was he doing for the 1st 13 days???
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### Author:  [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328/4 "2005-08-06T12:15:04Z")
Imagine being the locksmith for that job.
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### Author:  [@blk300tt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk300tt)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328/5 "2005-08-06T14:43:38Z")
how can you walk around with a padlock on your sack for 2 weeks?
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### Author:  [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328/6 "2005-08-06T15:24:26Z")
thats gotta stretch out the boys…
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328/7 "2005-08-06T16:07:54Z")
If I ever have a daughter and I dont want her scummy ass boyfriend banging her I will TOTALLY do this.
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### Author:  [@torque77](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/torque77)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328/8 "2005-08-06T16:31:55Z")
dammmnn. exactly, what the hell was he doing for the first couple days of those 2 weeks. some people…
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### Author:  [@intense98rt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/intense98rt)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mans-boys-locked-in-padlock/1328/9 "2005-08-06T17:46:03Z")
i guess he didnt have to walk through any metal detectors