# MARCH "Ban for a particular post" VOTE, VOTE NOW **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 11, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311 "2009-03-11T15:10:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/1 "2009-03-11T15:10:12Z")
Quote/paste any single post you would like to nominate as the worst thing posted this month. Nominees can be selected on the basis of terrible grammar, lack of class, general stupidity, etc. At the beginning of the next month we’ll vote. Winner gets a temp ban! We ARE lazy, so format for us: Member Name Link to post Quote of post. _SHORT_ explanation for recommendation as needed. Winner gets: Ban for 3 days Two consecutive wins - 5 day ban Three in a row - 2 week ban ---
**Author:** ![LayzieJR4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layziejr4/32/5096_2.png) [@LayzieJR4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LayzieJR4)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/2 "2009-03-11T15:15:32Z")
who lost last month? ---
**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/3 "2009-03-11T18:15:40Z")
Did anyone get banned for February?? ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/4 "2009-03-11T18:21:17Z")
i got a days vacation and lost 5 cool points in Feb. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/5 "2009-03-11T18:22:00Z")
justa4door > [@justa4door"](#): > > Hi Ladies, > Has anyone seen the little gremlin that has left our room–especially one stall in particular–a bit of a mess? I mean really, more water all over the counter than is currently flooding Tonawanda Creek. That’s just an easy wipe up and shouldn’t really stress any one out–if it does, just leave it for someone else. This little gremlin, though, is very naughty. I’m going to assume that it tries to flush the toilet in this one stall and runs for cover to hide cuz it just didn’t work out right. And since he’s gone (it can’t be a female, now can it?), he doesn’t realize the flushables didn’t all flush. On two occasions, I had to re-work the handle, just to make sure service wasn’t required. Since service wasn’t needed on a broken toilet, it must be the work of a gremlin. There can’t be any other explanation than that. Unless it’s the work of aliens or a governmental plot. Has anyone seen the X-files episode in which Mulder thinks the yucky black slime is–never mind, I’m sticking with gremlins. Please double check that handle so as not to tempt the little gremlin to return. > > Live long and prosper, may the force be with you, and don’t feed the cute little gremlins after midnight (or get them wet…) AHA!! That’s why he didn’t stick around to make sure everything flushed… > > Have a great day and/or evening. > yes I wrote this and put it on the ETC. board at work it’s pretty self explanatory. i still dont know what he was trying to say and i read it about 3 times ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/6 "2009-03-11T18:51:35Z")
yeamabu > [@Can you say lawsuit?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/8): > > umm…wow really. how do you even fuck that up in the first place and let the wrong guy go? > > edit: so can this be like the instance with the gun? the guy sells a gun to someone who turns around and kills someone with that gun, so the guy that sells it gets in trouble with the law. > they releases someone to the public who shouldn’t be who then rapes someone. sorta like giving a gun to a guy that shouldn’t have a gun. reason: he actually edited his post to give the worst analogy that i have ever seen ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/7 "2009-03-11T21:20:04Z")
> Originally Posted by EvilJay > Ugh, you guys are little overly sensitive bitches. > > It’s funny to the extent that the Erie country sheriffs fucked up so bad as to let a prisoner go early. > > Nobody’s laughing at the rape part. Get off your high horses. > Originally posted by moreitulda > yeah, lol the holocaust is totally funny because the germans totally failed > > lol holocaust > > (godwin’s law) moreitulda [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67091](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67091) worst comparison ever. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/8 "2009-03-11T21:22:34Z")
LOL there are so many awful comparisons in that thread along with the mejack thread ---
**Author:** ![daveG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daveg/32/7442_2.png) [@daveG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daveG)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/9 "2009-03-11T21:37:22Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > LOL there are so many awful comparisons in that thread along with the mejack thread I vote ban all the internet detectives in the Mejak thread. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/10 "2009-03-11T23:10:39Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > LOL there are so many awful comparisons in that thread along with the mejack thread **SO IF IM A BOXER AND KILL ANOTHER BOXER IM GOING TO GET CHARGED?!?!?!** **IF 5 CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE 290 AND ONE PERSON CRASHES, THE OTHER 4 ARE RESPONSIBLE?!?!?!!?!** :walter: ---
**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/11 "2009-03-12T12:58:19Z")
**Member Name:** MOBOOST4U **Link To Post: [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1305990&postcount=3](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1305990&postcount=3)** **Quote Of Post:** > [@Want to show your love of bacon?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-show-your-love-of-bacon/64368/3): > > Im the only person who thinks that “Bacon” is getting old??? > > I hope I get banned for this like in that one 4chan post about preferring regular milk over chocolate! **Explaination:** 1.) Talking poorly about bacon. Plus, bacon never gets old. It’s a known fact. 2.) He’s hoping to get banned anyways. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/12 "2009-03-12T12:59:24Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > justa4door > > it’s pretty self explanatory. i still dont know what he was trying to say and i read it about 3 times X2 on that one. ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/13 "2009-03-12T14:22:19Z")
iwannagofast1 link: [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1306074&postcount=1](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1306074&postcount=1) > [@iwanngofast1](#): > > You may be wondering what the hell this means. Yesterday i was in a bathroom at IHOP peeing at a urinal minding my own business then a mentally retarded guy comes up next to me and drops his pants (no i didnt look i heard the belt and pants drop.) Then it slips. I have just farted.This mentally retarded guy yelled at me “you son of a bitch” To calm himself down he starts dancing and singing " Teeny weenie fettuccine. Teeny weenie fettuccine." over and over again. For my safety i got the hell out of there. So i go back to the table and tell turbofreak what just happened and pop comes spewing out of his nose all over the table. > > What odd people have you met in your public bathroom expeditions? reason: self-explanatory ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/14 "2009-03-12T14:23:57Z")
> [@maxwell](#): > > moreitulda > [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67091](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67091) > > worst comparison ever. don’t be a douche, i was trolling him for being a moron e: also, that wasn’t the post i was referring to vvvvv ![http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-jerkbag.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/a/2a64cb81ec280b4505dc27be10846a30cba0cf96.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/15 "2009-03-12T14:25:49Z")
> [@Moruitelda](#): > > don’t be a douche, i was trolling him for being a moron > > e: also, that wasn’t the post i was referring to Moruitelda THIS THREAD! REASON: LOL ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/16 "2009-03-12T14:26:06Z")
Haha… why dont we have a “Best Post of March” thread too lol. ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/17 "2009-03-12T14:26:34Z")
> [@Moruitelda](#): > > don’t be a douche, i was trolling him for being a moron > > e: also, that wasn’t the post i was referring to i didnt do it because of what was said about it, i did it because of what i read. ---
**Author:** ![adamantairman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/18 "2009-03-12T14:32:22Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > justa4door > > it’s pretty self explanatory. i still dont know what he was trying to say and i read it about 3 times She’s talking about a dirty bathroom at work. Basic reading comprehension. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/19 "2009-03-12T14:38:11Z")
> [@adamantairman](#): > > She’s talking about a dirty bathroom at work. Basic reading comprehension. first of all, she’s a HE no shit he is talking about a dirty bathroom :picard: THE STORY MADE NO SENSE He could of just said “Who’s the stupid whore that fucked up the men’s bathroom and took a giant ass shit and plugged everything up, and then left it a mess” ---
**Author:** ![adamantairman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311/20 "2009-03-12T14:48:46Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > first of all, she’s a HE > > no shit he is talking about a dirty bathroom :picard: > THE STORY MADE NO SENSE > He could of just said “Who’s the stupid whore that fucked up the men’s bathroom and took a giant ass shit and plugged everything up, and then left it a mess” Holy damn, a guy did write that. This-“Hi **Ladies** , Has anyone seen the little gremlin that has left **our room** …” and " (it can’t be a female, now can it?)" really made it look like a woman wrote that. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-ban-for-a-particular-post-vote-vote-now/64311.md?page=2)