# March Beat this caption Contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 6, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932 "2008-03-06T10:18:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/1 "2008-03-06T10:18:57Z")
Usual Contest rules apply. ![http://shift518.com/gallery/1_06_03_08_8_57_23.jpg](http://shift518.com/gallery/1_06_03_08_8_57_23.jpg) **Priorities: Exlax defines them** Winner at the end of the month gets Shift518 Keychain! ![http://a10.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_8858499e4bd2553c9192adf8ea48a511.jpg](http://a10.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_8858499e4bd2553c9192adf8ea48a511.jpg) Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff. Staff members are not eligible for the prize, but may still participate. Previous contest ![http://shift518.com/gallery/1_01_02_08_9_53_32.jpg](http://shift518.com/gallery/1_01_02_08_9_53_32.jpg) Winner Is : LKsi **“VTEC: too powerful for regular rear wheels”** [http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=840.0](http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=840.0) ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/2 "2008-03-06T11:08:26Z")
confidence- you have too much ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/3 "2008-03-06T12:04:58Z")
“kickstands are for pussies” ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/4 "2008-03-06T12:08:45Z")
Superlax: it works _this_ fast :lol ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/5 "2008-03-06T17:18:01Z")
That was a hell of a party ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/6 "2008-03-06T17:45:46Z")
Leaving bicycles in the yard was one thing, but this is rediculous… ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/7 "2008-03-06T17:49:09Z")
Well idk about you but im never trying that agian ---
**Author:** ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/8 "2008-03-06T18:10:59Z")
“and then there were 4” ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/9 "2008-03-06T18:40:01Z")
but honey u said do whatever the fuck i want too!! apperantly ur idea of what ever the fuck and mine r 2 different things. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/10 "2008-03-06T18:57:05Z")
Guys, get in here. K20power is talking shit about his car again! ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/11 "2008-03-06T19:02:30Z")
This suburban family is attempting to do their best impersonation of Vlad’s CRX graveyard with their motorcycles. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/12 "2008-03-06T19:10:47Z")
> [@97VR4](#): > > Guys, get in here. K20power is talking shit about his car again! Hahhaha :crackup Don’t drink and park. ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/13 "2008-03-06T19:15:54Z")
APPARANTLY HIS AND HER IDEA OF LAWN ORNAMENTS R DIFFERENT!! ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/14 "2008-03-07T04:48:19Z")
the cable television premiere of Torque just started, hurry!! ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/15 "2008-03-07T05:26:50Z")
“Ring around the rosie, pockets full of posies, ashes, ashes we all FALL DOWN!” ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/16 "2008-03-07T07:17:00Z")
suburbia…where suzukis come to die ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/17 "2008-03-07T07:48:18Z")
> [@97VR4](#): > > Guys, get in here. K20power is talking shit about his car again! HAHAHA Excellent! ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/18 "2008-03-09T00:26:42Z")
More Ovaltine please!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/19 "2008-03-12T22:28:16Z")
Nice lawns are over-rated ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/20 "2008-03-13T10:31:36Z")
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