# March Beat this caption Contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 6, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932 "2008-03-06T10:18:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/21 "2008-03-14T08:57:32Z")
“clean plastics are for pussies.” :lol ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/22 "2008-03-15T18:43:13Z")
“stunters- so bad ass they park where they want, except on the yellow curb” ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/23 "2008-03-17T16:37:43Z")
HEY GUYS!!! I GOT THAT NEW PORN VIDEO!!! ;D ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/24 "2008-03-17T16:43:39Z")
“after a long day at work” ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/25 "2008-03-17T19:35:13Z")
YO!!! the hookers r here!!! :banana ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/26 "2008-03-17T20:38:44Z")
97…98…99…100… here i,… wtf the beers here already :wtf no one tells the white kid ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 1:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/27 "2008-03-18T01:14:12Z")
Turbo Honda’s: the aftermath ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/28 "2008-03-18T05:57:46Z")
hey guys!! I got those pictures of swifty’s car now, from his ricer days !!! ROFL ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/29 "2008-03-18T18:28:36Z")
oh sheezit!! here come’s swifty , hide the pictures!! :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/30 "2008-03-18T18:31:57Z")
"holy shit guys, hank posted a video of him fucking a 2000lb fat black bitch, check this out!! :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/31 "2008-03-18T18:52:19Z")
niiiiice !!!LOL :nod ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/32 "2008-03-18T20:09:28Z")
c’mon guys!!! lets cheer up hank. Ej257FTW is picking on him!! :lol ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/33 "2008-03-18T20:11:39Z")
Hank, your caption made fun of me, and now you want some cheering up? flip a stool over, sit on it, and rotate :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/34 "2008-03-18T20:55:34Z")
c’mon guys!! swifty needs a tissue and a hug!!! :haha ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/35 "2008-03-19T15:39:21Z")
> [@Hank](#): > > c’mon guys!! swifty needs a tissue and a hug!!! :haha :catfight + :nuts = :hug ---
**Author:** ![tougethisDB1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tougethisdb1/32/6358_2.png) [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/36 "2008-03-27T16:02:29Z")
“the kickstand bandit strikes again!” ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/37 "2008-03-27T16:21:40Z")
“Oh snap!, new thread in Battlefield. Let’s see who’s cryin today!” ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/38 "2008-04-02T05:09:41Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > the cable television premiere of Torque just started, hurry!! who won?.. I vote for me :nod ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932/39 "2008-04-02T05:42:21Z")
Winner will be announced in new thread. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/235932.md?page=1)