# March Beat This Caption Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 3, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882 "2012-03-03T17:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/1 "2012-03-03T17:33:55Z")
Caption: January’s contest ![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/8/a8bf0c5a014629b3fc57dce5a01160e2a35de665.jpeg) Winner: YFZ460 > **NOOOOOOOOOO, MONICAAAAA!** [http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=28776](http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=28776) (attached in case of link fail) ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/2 "2012-03-03T17:39:37Z")
“Bitch you wanna ride up in santas sleigh?” ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/3 "2012-03-03T17:42:06Z")
funny thing is they were probably both coming from webster hall ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/4 "2012-03-03T18:36:41Z")
![http://i.imgur.com/v18Tg.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/v18Tg.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/5 "2012-03-03T21:36:11Z")
bitch make Santa go Ho Ho Ho ---
**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/6 "2012-03-03T21:42:10Z")
“you wanna ride on santa’s sleigh?” ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/7 "2012-03-03T21:53:40Z")
> [@Let Beckington back on NYSPEED...with a poll for all of your voting needs!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-beckington-back-on-nyspeed-with-a-poll-for-all-of-your-voting-needs/48471/46): > > “Bitch you wanna ride up in santas sleigh?” > [@\--- GRAND THEFT AUTO IV --- Thread!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grand-theft-auto-iv-thread/47618/553): > > “you wanna ride on santa’s sleigh?” :retardclap ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/8 "2012-03-04T05:46:00Z")
Old gu: “oh, today’s a no pants day? I thought everyday was a no pants day?” ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/9 "2012-03-29T14:24:15Z")
Bump ending soon! ---
**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/10 "2012-03-29T14:28:05Z")
“god damn everybody ran out of clean pants at the same time!” ---
**Author:** ![ff\_drift\_lol](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ff_drift_lol/32/6737_2.png) [@ff\_drift\_lol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ff_drift_lol)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/11 "2012-03-29T14:53:06Z")
i’d like to rustle her jimmies ---
**Author:** ![ff\_drift\_lol](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ff_drift_lol/32/6737_2.png) [@ff\_drift\_lol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ff_drift_lol)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/12 "2012-03-29T14:54:10Z")
2/10 would not bang ---
**Author:** ![ff\_drift\_lol](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ff_drift_lol/32/6737_2.png) [@ff\_drift\_lol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ff_drift_lol)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/13 "2012-03-29T15:03:41Z")
![http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s320x320/538219_10151449475510541_587965540_23568100_1655661492_n.jpg](http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s320x320/538219_10151449475510541_587965540_23568100_1655661492_n.jpg) am i teh winrar ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/14 "2012-03-30T12:25:01Z")
LOOOOOOOOLLLLL Multicaption winner right there. and she looks to have a decent rack under that jacket. ---
**Author:** ![adamea1635](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/15 "2012-03-30T12:34:17Z")
> [@Proposed development on Maple UPDATE: 6/3 Approved by town board](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proposed-development-on-maple-update-6-3-approved-by-town-board/34891/12): > > ![http://i.imgur.com/v18Tg.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/3/f31c4f079248b9116dffeb3be9881896263ed2a5.jpeg) This should be the winner. LOL ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/16 "2012-03-30T12:37:12Z")
^^^ agreed ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-beat-this-caption-contest/262882/17 "2012-03-30T14:44:38Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/48856/34): > > “god damn everybody ran out of clean pants at the same time!” ![http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/2/32f20597e112bf5ef7b4c32c651f3636d1844aea.jpeg)