# Marine Tosses Puppy

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 4, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900 "2008-03-04T19:42:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 11

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### Author: ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/201 "2008-06-12T08:08:34Z")

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repost

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/202 "2008-06-12T08:08:44Z")

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god i love that vid.

so funny.

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### Author: ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/203 "2008-06-12T08:12:02Z")

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Boy how I miss tossing puppies. If you think puppy tossing is fucked up you should try seeing what actually happens over there.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/204 "2008-06-12T08:12:50Z")

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lol

I believe the expert consensus of NYSpeed was that it’s fake, given how his arm doesn’t move that fast and then the puppy sales about a half a mile.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/205 "2008-06-12T08:13:27Z")

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> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> Boy how I miss tossing puppies. If you think puppy tossing is fucked up you should try seeing what actually happens over there.

Midgets?! Do you toss midgets?! Tell me you toss Tali Ban midgets!!!

:lol: :uhh:

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### Author: ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/206 "2008-06-12T08:14:26Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> lol
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> I believe the expert consensus of NYSpeed was that it’s fake, given how his arm doesn’t move that fast and then the puppy sales about a half a mile.

Bitch please we used to toss 3-5 puppies before we even had our morning coffee. By lunch time we were on to baby eating.

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### Author: ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/207 "2008-06-12T08:15:50Z")

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LOL I just noticed my new Username lol

might as well change it to ILCisGay now too

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/208 "2008-06-12T08:15:53Z")

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:lol: See now I’m getting creative and I have this image in my head of a Tali Ban midget running at you screaming Jihad!!! and you grab the end of his turbin and pull real hard and the little guy spins like a top! There are cartoon style sound effects too. Whizzzzzz!

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### Author: ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/209 "2008-06-12T08:16:45Z")

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they are punished. they are stuck in iraq.

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### Author: ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/210 "2008-06-12T08:17:30Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Midgets?! Do you toss midgets?! Tell me you toss Tali Ban midgets!!!
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> :lol: :uhh:

You think this shit is a joke if only you fucking knew. I REALLY DEFLATED SOME KIDS SOCCER BALL!!! lol

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### Author: ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/211 "2008-06-12T08:21:34Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> :lol: See now I’m getting creative and I have this image in my head of a Tali Ban midget running at you screaming Jihad!!! and you grab the end of his turbin and pull real hard and the little guy spins like a top! There are cartoon style sound effects too. Whizzzzzz!

Or like a yo-yo. Taliban Cat’s Cradle.

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/212 "2008-06-12T08:22:17Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> :lol: See now I’m getting creative and I have this image in my head of a Tali Ban midget running at you screaming Jihad!!! and you grab the end of his turbin and pull real hard and the little guy spins like a top! There are cartoon style sound effects too. Whizzzzzz!

LMFAO in like a mickey mouse voice “Jihaaaaaddd!!! dirka dirka jihad muhhamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad” as they fly off a cliff and keep spinning in place till the roation stops and they plummit.

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/213 "2008-06-12T08:29:45Z")

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if that was real i’d be pissed

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### Author: ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/214 "2008-06-12T08:36:23Z")

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wasn’t this already posted here?

ugh… I hate having to find this shit…

jeebus, the thread title is even marine tosses puppy

[http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46485&highlight=marine+tosses+puppy](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46485&highlight=marine+tosses+puppy)

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### Author: ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/215 "2008-06-12T08:48:11Z")

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thats the outrageous video for the US, and for the mid east its beheadings of humans

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### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/216 "2008-06-12T09:08:19Z")

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> [@MicaH](#):
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> thats the outrageous video for the US, and for the mid east its beheadings of humans

word.

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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/217 "2008-06-12T09:20:33Z")

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so we’re holding ourselves to their standards now? that’s some weak logic.

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/218 "2008-06-12T12:36:06Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> :lol: See now I’m getting creative and I have this image in my head of a Tali Ban midget running at you screaming Jihad!!! and you grab the end of his turbin and pull real hard and the little guy spins like a top! There are cartoon style sound effects too. Whizzzzzz!

> [@JEG](#):
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> LMFAO in like a mickey mouse voice “Jihaaaaaddd!!! dirka dirka jihad muhhamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad” as they fly off a cliff and keep spinning in place till the roation stops and they plummit.

the funny thing here is that you guys probably think this is funny for two totally different reasons.

Fry thinks it is funny because it is absurdly racist  
JEG thinks it is funny because he is absurdly racist

JK…

kinda.

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### Author: ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/219 "2008-06-12T12:49:28Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> Fry vs. JEG

Sounds about right.

EDIT \_ Cougarspeed: When you get back we are making puppy videos… Bring your fatigues.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marine-tosses-puppy/49900/220 "2008-06-12T13:46:22Z")

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Naw I have a much more simple mind than that. Just amused by the thought of the military fighting with cartoon-like antics. Complete with sound effects.

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