# Marriage truth.jpg **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 13, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349 "2005-10-13T08:48:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/1 "2005-10-13T08:48:52Z")
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.” A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted” Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying.” A young son asked, “Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?” Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.” Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.” Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say – talk in your sleep. Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. First guy says, “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy remarks, “You’re lucky. Mine’s still alive.” A Woman’s Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll just beat him to death. AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.” The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus … so shut up.” ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/2 "2005-10-13T08:51:44Z")
cute.jpg ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/3 "2005-10-13T08:54:06Z")
tif.gif ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/4 "2005-10-13T08:57:33Z")
Heres a marriage truth.jpg ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/JaysGreenLX/pic187161.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/JaysGreenLX/pic187161.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/5 "2005-10-13T08:57:39Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/6 "2005-10-13T09:02:49Z")
[lol.gov](http://lol.gov) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/7 "2005-10-13T09:07:29Z")
What am I getting into.trojan ---
**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/8 "2005-10-13T09:17:25Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Heres a marriage truth.jpg 🤣 x 329483gaballion this thread is hilarious ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/9 "2005-10-13T09:31:53Z")
Marriage is bad, its bound to happen tho :hang: poor little smiley ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/10 "2005-10-13T10:04:19Z")
marraige is only good if your richa nd you have a trophy wife who knows her role. sit there and look pretty, you will have everything you ever wanted… trophy wives are kinda like glorified whores -Cheater- ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/11 "2005-10-13T10:10:43Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/12 "2005-10-13T10:27:55Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/13 "2005-10-13T10:32:50Z")
> [@Lucky Cheater](#): > > trophy wives are kinda like glorified whores Truth.mpg gotta keep paying or they’ll leave ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/14 "2005-10-13T10:36:51Z")
rofl ---
**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/15 "2005-10-13T10:38:29Z")
I used to be a glorified whore ---
**Author:** ![EMX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ea924/32.png) [@EMX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EMX)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/16 "2005-10-13T10:49:16Z")
is there pictures in this thread?? how come i cant see shit lately ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/17 "2005-10-13T12:39:31Z")
> [@azndc5er](#): > > gotta keep paying or they’ll leave Is there a down side? 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/18 "2005-10-13T13:36:41Z")
> [@EMX](#): > > is there pictures in this thread?? > > how come i cant see shit lately just one pic…Jays posted it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/19 "2009-01-12T10:26:28Z")
bump, for all the guys that are about to take the vow. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/20 "2009-01-12T10:28:11Z")
lol :tup: thanks for the bump [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349.md?page=2)