# Marriage truth.jpg **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 13, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349 "2005-10-13T08:48:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/21 "2009-01-12T10:31:32Z")
A wife told her husband to make love to her like they do in the movies. So he stuck it in her ass and came on her face. When she got upset, he replied, “Well hunny, i guess we dont watch the same movies.” ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/22 "2009-01-12T10:37:33Z")
take 1/2 my shit.tiff ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/23 "2009-01-12T10:38:32Z")
The secret to a happy wife is to make more money than she can spend. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/24 "2009-01-12T10:39:37Z")
> [@Daddie"](#): > > Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A > blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it > overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. > > So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband > gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on > the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the > end > of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.” > > The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR > stick, we’d be riding the bus … so shut up.” I don’t get it, why didn’t he just drive his mustang cobra? ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/25 "2009-01-12T10:41:17Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > I don’t get it, why didn’t he just drive his mustang cobra? i didnt know justa4door had a mustang cobra?! ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/26 "2009-01-12T10:43:03Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#): > > A wife told her husband to make love to her like they do in the movies. So he stuck it in her ass and came on her face. When she got upset, he replied, “Well hunny, i guess we dont watch the same movies.” :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Jared](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jared/32/4976_2.png) [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/27 "2009-01-12T12:28:21Z")
marriage= hating life… do not ever do it… ---
**Author:** ![ugo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ugo/32/7430_2.png) [@ugo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ugo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/28 "2009-01-12T14:18:43Z")
My (X) wife told me to take out the trash. I said “YOU COOKED IT, YOU TAKE IT OUT”! I ate at mighty for a week straight after that… ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/29 "2009-01-12T14:35:34Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > take 1/2 my shit.tiff fuck that noise, [prenup.net](http://prenup.net) ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/30 "2009-01-12T18:44:01Z")
I love being married but that’s because I’m married to a supermodel… and we tend to “stay busy”. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/31 "2009-01-12T18:45:40Z")
> [@TORQDSS](#): > > I love being married but that’s because I’m married to a supermodel… and we tend to “stay busy”. I could help you stay bzy [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63785](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63785) ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/32 "2009-01-12T19:10:05Z")
I posted a little comment for you there… ---
**Author:** ![Rsnake91](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rsnake91/32/4996_2.png) [@Rsnake91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rsnake91)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349/33 "2009-01-12T19:16:45Z")
lmao funny shit. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marriage-truth-jpg/3349.md?page=1)