# married 10 times **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 2, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/married-10-times/178572 "2005-12-02T11:34:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/married-10-times/178572/1 "2005-12-02T11:34:58Z")
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The Husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?” ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/married-10-times/178572/2 "2005-12-02T11:37:22Z")
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**Author:** ![dgramc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dgramc/32/5934_2.png) [@dgramc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dgramc)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/married-10-times/178572/3 "2005-12-02T11:43:51Z")
did you get that off ebaumsworld? if so, this one is married ten times… A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was…God, I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited!" “Good,” said the husband, “but, why?” "You’re with the Government. This time I KNOW I’m gonna get SCREWED! ---
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/married-10-times/178572/4 "2005-12-02T11:53:33Z")
yeah wrote one subject then copied the better joke…lol ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/married-10-times/178572/5 "2005-12-02T12:18:52Z")
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