# Masturbating in a stall **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 24, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/masturbating-in-a-stall/245673 "2009-07-24T22:02:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/masturbating-in-a-stall/245673/1 "2009-07-24T22:02:10Z")
šŸ¤£rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl [http://www.502streetscene.net/forum/showthread.php?t=147182](http://www.502streetscene.net/forum/showthread.php?t=147182) > Having come from the hospital, Iā€™ve seen/done pretty much everything that CAN be done at a workplace. Iā€™ve been up to my elbows in poo, got into fisticuffs with men who lost their mind after surgery, dealt with all the nurses getting pissed at each other every 28 days, even people who injected crap into their own veins, etcā€¦but THISā€¦THIS took the cake today boys and girlsā€¦ > I go into the bathroom on my office floor today, I had some leftover chicken and dumplings for lunch, and it was making itself known that it needed room to process, and last nightā€™s pizza was on the way outā€¦to my dismay the handicap (larger) stall was occupied by someone in black shoes/blue pants. No big deal, Iā€™ll take the smaller stall (the only other one). > I sit down, planning to outlast this guy so that I can really letā€™er rip once heā€™s gone, and since he has been deathly silent ever since I walked in, I figure well, heā€™s just taking a break and will be gone soon. After suffering for a couple minutes trying to be polite I let out a couple small, but respectful fartsā€¦you know, just enough to resound off the porcelain in a manner to let him know that I meant BUSINESS. > Finally he starts to make a little noise, like heā€™s shuffling around, and I hear him reach for the toilet paperā€¦FINALLY. > Wrongā€¦he sits there for a couple more minutes, and by now Iā€™m getting annoyed and starting to fart more, and let it roll cause Iā€™m tired of waiting. Then I see itā€¦oneā€¦TWO THREE, FOUR little plops of thick fluid that HIT THE FLOOR OF THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF HIM!!!. > At this point Iā€™ve realized that THIS guy is masturbating in the stall NEXT TO ME, AT WORK, and just missed whatever type of ā€œcatch-allā€ he had constructed with the toilet paper that he pulled off just a few seconds beforeā€¦again, he is doing this with DEAD silence. The only noise that had come from the stall was the little ā€œplipsā€ that came from the freaking semen hitting the floor, but with me trying not to be too rude, they could have been someone hitting the floor with an aluminum baseball flat the way they resoundedā€¦ > So Iā€™m sitting there in utter shock, with a turd about 1/2 way outā€¦bottom, line, Iā€™m stuck and have to wait and see what happens with this. > Slowlyā€¦and I mean SLOWLY this guy pulls more toilet paper and WIPES UP THE SEMEN OFF THE FLOOR IN ONE HUGE SWIPEā€¦Iā€™m about to lose my mind and blurt out ā€œah jeezusā€ā€¦ > Some people say the eyes are the window to the soul, well, in this case, it was this guys feetā€¦after saying that, it was like something out of a cartoon, his feet started flying around like sonic the hedgehog as he gathers himself up, pulls up his pants, deposits the toilet paper in the toilet (with what had to be a seat splashing ā€œBLOOPā€) and then bolts out the stall door and the bathroom door WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS EVENā€¦and he also neglected to flush (thank God for auto flush) > I sat there in total aweā€¦I quickly finished and quietly, and flat faced walked to my desk where I just typed thisā€¦ > I had to tell someone. ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/masturbating-in-a-stall/245673/2 "2009-07-25T09:11:10Z")
A+ would read again ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/masturbating-in-a-stall/245673/3 "2009-07-25T09:21:09Z")
LOLLLLLLLLL ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/masturbating-in-a-stall/245673/4 "2009-07-25T09:43:51Z")
Lmao very well written ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/masturbating-in-a-stall/245673/5 "2009-07-25T09:47:27Z")
The guy was comitted to finishingā€¦have to give him thatā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/masturbating-in-a-stall/245673/6 "2009-07-28T18:36:22Z")
Ive had that shit happen in hannafords. I had nasty water shits from indian food the night before, and had to suffer through, like the author. only problem was it was an employee. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/masturbating-in-a-stall/245673/7 "2009-07-28T23:45:50Z")
> [@heat/ac fan not working](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heat-ac-fan-not-working/20839/5): > > The guy was comitted to finishingā€¦have to give him thatā€¦ lol ! tru ! ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/masturbating-in-a-stall/245673/8 "2009-07-28T23:56:48Z")
:rofl