# Matte Black whatever thread (formerly the matte black elise thread)
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive
**Created:** [February 6, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170 "2007-02-06T16:07:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 12
### Author:  [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/221 "2009-02-10T00:10:54Z")
Those Porsches and Skylines are fucking awesome looking.
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### Author:  [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/222 "2009-02-10T00:29:03Z")
> [@clinzee](#):
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> Yeah I know that but it has a c6 body, I don’t know the story on why he has a c6 body but that is what I’m saying. If he took a messed up c6 and did that to him then word its cool. But if he bought a c6 and changed every part on it to make it a drag car then that is a waste of a c6. A car that can take turns and go fast in a straight line turned into a single purpose car. That is why it is wasted. Are you stupid? I KNOW every part on there is not a stock c6 part. It is just a drag car with a semi-sweet body on it, It is not even a c6 anymore.
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> Like I said I don't know the story behind it but if he bought a c6 and then did that to it, it was a huge waste of money and a waste of a good car.
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Dumb ass, plenty of companies make composite bodywork or full silhouettes for drag chassis. Christ, you are as stupid as all the n00bs in the past few months. How is your join date not 2009? Surprising considering your ignorance level.
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### Author:  [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/223 "2009-02-10T03:25:09Z")
> [@Slopoke](#):
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that is my dream car. fuck i wish
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### Author:  [@clinzee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/clinzee)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/224 "2009-02-10T13:08:34Z")
> [@MPD47](#):
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> Dumb ass, plenty of companies make composite bodywork or full silhouettes for drag chassis. Christ, you are as stupid as all the n00bs in the past few months. How is your join date not 2009? Surprising considering your ignorance level.
Yeah that is what I have been trying to get at is that I hope he did not waste a c6 doing that. It is bad ass as hell I just was hoping it is what I thought it was. Trust me I am not as stupid as 90% of the fools that post on here just some misread posts. Lets stop ruining a good thread.
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### Author:  [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/225 "2009-02-10T13:28:06Z")
that B7 avant is pretty really stupid siqqqqqq.
I should buy Helios’s B6 and murder it out for winter.
X…
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### Author:  [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/226 "2009-02-10T16:48:18Z")
> [@Xander](#):
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> that B7 avant is pretty really stupid siqqqqqq.
yea tell me about it. if we got those stateside i would have got one of those before my car.
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/227 "2009-02-10T16:54:20Z")
I would kill anyone on this forum for that b7 avant. 🙂
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### Author:  [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/228 "2009-02-10T19:41:41Z")
Wagons are gay.
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/229 "2009-02-10T19:54:49Z")
starting to run into reposts
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### Author:  [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/230 "2009-02-10T20:17:31Z")
> [@rage87](#):
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> Wagons are gay.
Yeah seriously. An audi wagon is your absolute dream car and you’d kill people over it? wtf. without the rolled fenders that car would be as ugly as every other wagon, and with them it just looks average
omgf I saw a totally hot jetta wagont he other day lol
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/231 "2009-02-10T22:13:24Z")
Way to read a simple ~10 word post. Retard.
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### Author:  [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/232 "2009-02-10T23:04:13Z")
It’s 11 words? 8-D
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/233 "2009-02-10T23:25:48Z")
> [@fbrendan](#):
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> Way to read a simple ~10 word post. Retard.
FGGT go hump a wagon.
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### Author:  [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/234 "2009-02-11T00:39:43Z")
> [@fbrendan](#):
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> Way to read a simple ~10 word post. Retard.
> [@fbrendan](#):
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> Way to read a simple ~10 word post. Retard.
Oooh I insulted your shitty hatchback wagon. Would you like it better with some wood paneling? I’m glad you’re desperate enough to own a shitcarriage to kill someone. You must be really successful in life. I know everytime I see a 5dr driving down the street I stop and think “Holy shit! that car is SICK!” then the soccermom driving it gets out and we have crazy sex while her eight kids watch from inside the car.
inb4butitssofastlolz
it’s official, flat black is baller:
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### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/235 "2009-02-11T03:55:49Z")
> [@rage87](#):
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> Wagons are gay.
> [@khoveraki](#):
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> without the rolled fenders that car would be as ugly as every other wagon, and with them it just looks average
:picard:
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### Author:  [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/236 "2009-02-11T06:41:37Z")
Honestly, I think the flat black wrap on this looked better than the normal car. Texas plates, ASSuME to be a local car.
Wonder where he got the wrap done…
Too bad the iphone camera sucks ass and stretches the pics
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2009, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/237 "2009-02-11T09:36:23Z")
> [@khoveraki](#):
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> Oooh I insulted your shitty hatchback wagon. Would you like it better with some wood paneling? I’m glad you’re desperate enough to own a shitcarriage to kill someone. You must be really successful in life. I know everytime I see a 5dr driving down the street I stop and think “Holy shit! that car is SICK!” then the soccermom driving it gets out and we have crazy sex while her eight kids watch from inside the car.
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> inb4butitssofastlolz
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> it’s official, flat black is baller:
I’m not insulted. Calm down homo. I don’t get bent out of shape for having different tastes in cars, I just don’t know where you came up with it’s my dream car. Saying I would kill forum members for a car doesn’t say much around here. And it was a joke. :roflpicard:
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/238 "2009-02-11T13:08:42Z")
> [@khoveraki](#):
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> Yeah seriously. An audi wagon is your absolute dream car and you’d kill people over it? wtf. without the rolled fenders that car would be as ugly as every other wagon, and with them it just looks average
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> omgf I saw a totally hot jetta wagont he other day lol
rolled fenders…?
fenders are not rolled, tires fit fine even on the coils…:picard:
I \<3 wagons.
and as far as it being fast…Meh. My a4 keeps up with it with no issues.
But I prefer the interior/exterior look of the B6 S4 Avant over my B7 A4.
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### Author:  [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/239 "2009-02-11T13:10:27Z")
Hey fgtlicker, I was insulting more people than just you. Life’s not always about your fgtface. fgt fgt fgt
and duh minglor
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/matte-black-whatever-thread-formerly-the-matte-black-elise-thread/24170/240 "2009-02-11T13:12:32Z")
I figured as much. I was just commenting because you didn’t understand the joke about killing the board for it. It had to do with that fggt mod cougarspeed. Suck my diiick, I’m a shark.
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