# May Beat this caption Contest
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 6, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756 "2008-05-06T14:57:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/1 "2008-05-06T14:57:37Z")
Usual Contest rules apply.
**“Koreans introduce the new scooter rearview mirror.”**
Winner at the end of the month gets Shift518 Stickers (2).
Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff.
Staff members are not eligible for the prize, but may still participate.
Previous contest
Winner Is : **“The Chinese government was astonished to find out their occupants disapproved of their new means of population control.”**
[http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=1725.40](http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=1725.40)
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### Author:  [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/2 "2008-05-06T14:58:45Z")
wow new pciture?
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/3 "2008-05-06T15:02:08Z")
> [@freakls](#):
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> wow new pciture?
Fail on my part, fixed now :thumb
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### Author:  [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/4 "2008-05-06T19:10:22Z")
Woot! What’d I win for April?
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### Author:  [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/5 "2008-05-06T19:10:56Z")
They lie! My penis no look bigger in this mirror! Supid American!
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/6 "2008-05-06T19:12:13Z")
“watchin out for johns nuggets”
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/7 "2008-05-07T00:27:22Z")
“I want to make sure i can see everyone behind me, when that carbomb goes off. Glory to Allah”
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### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2008, 1:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/8 "2008-05-07T01:41:02Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> “I want to make sure i can see everyone behind me, when that carbomb goes off. Glory to Allah”
dude, he’s asian, not iraqistani… :shifty
“hey guys, i’m beating the ///M3 killer!!!11!!one!! i see him up in the corner of my new rear-view!!!”
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### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2008, 1:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/9 "2008-05-07T01:41:58Z")
btw, its currently 4:42am ET and i’m at hvcc working on this horrendous paper due by 8am…
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/10 "2008-05-07T02:16:47Z")
just because he’s in korea, doesnt mean he is korean. And if he is Korean, it doesnt mean he can’t priase allah and blow shit up. :confused
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### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/11 "2008-05-07T02:23:35Z")
dude, wtf are you doing up this early? lol my excuse was at school working on dumb shit…whats yours?
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### Author:  [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2008, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/12 "2008-05-07T09:17:55Z")
"FASTER FASTER they’re gunna catch us.“says Asian holding mirror
Asian driving"i cant that thing cause way to much drag.”
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/13 "2008-05-07T10:58:51Z")
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/14 "2008-05-07T11:01:30Z")
god, I’m such a good kisser
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/15 "2008-05-08T08:58:26Z")
“Stop staring at me!”
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### Author:  [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2008, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/16 "2008-05-08T10:13:13Z")
“i wanna be able to see the look on my face when i die”
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/17 "2008-05-09T06:07:20Z")
Objects in mirror are losing :lol
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### Author:  [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/18 "2008-05-09T14:59:30Z")
hey is that guy looking at me???
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/19 "2008-05-12T15:51:00Z")
objects in mirror are closer than they appear
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### Author:  [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-beat-this-caption-contest/236756/20 "2008-05-13T15:29:41Z")
“Stay away from my portal.”
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