# May I please have everyone's attention

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 1, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668 "2009-05-01T08:41:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/1 "2009-05-01T08:41:15Z")

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Max aka 77rednecktruck is a computer programmer. He may try and tell you that he is an engineer, but believe it like you would believe Redass telling you he just had a rear mounted supercharger installed on the new ZR1 he has but has no pictures of.

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/2 "2009-05-01T08:46:28Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/3 "2009-05-01T09:31:24Z")

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i didn’t know pegasus hired computer programmers…

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/4 "2009-05-01T09:39:30Z")

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![http://iplayalot.com/gifs/OhSnap.gif](http://iplayalot.com/gifs/OhSnap.gif)

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**Author:** ![4doors5gears](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doors5gears/32/6006_2.png) [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/5 "2009-05-01T13:14:10Z")

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haha pegasus

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**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/6 "2009-05-01T13:56:10Z")

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So what you’re saying is, he tells you how he engineers the systems and diagnoses hardware/software conflicts, when in actuality he just reboots computers for 8 hours a day. 😃

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/7 "2009-05-01T15:10:05Z")

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Pedobear works for the geek squad, Night works the stage at peguses

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/8 "2009-05-01T16:22:05Z")

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> [@free rottweiler](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-rottweiler/40215/11):
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> So what you’re saying is, he tells you how he engineers the systems and diagnoses hardware/software conflicts, when in actuality he just reboots computers for 8 hours a day. 😃

if all else fails, reboot.

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/9 "2009-05-02T09:57:11Z")

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**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/may-i-please-have-everyones-attention/202668/10 "2009-05-02T13:01:12Z")

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I give this thread the…

![http://pedobear.org/resources/pedobear_seal.png](http://pedobear.org/resources/pedobear_seal.png)