# McCain = 0wn3d
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 24, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135 "2008-09-24T21:30:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/61 "2008-09-24T23:44:33Z")
> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> Word. :ohnoes im with ya man, and ive given back to what this country was founded on. and may do so once again.
Yes, my friend, you have.
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### Author:  [@St2SC\_dCobalt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/St2SC_dCobalt)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/62 "2008-09-24T23:45:18Z")
> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> right down the hatch! fire in the hole!
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> but he wouldnt do that would he? its not natural for your male anatomy to go into a female mouth. god frowns upon it
For the purpose of re-creating, the male and female are the only combo.
Nature had dictated that eons ago, now just take that concept and begin to think in a foreward manner …
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/63 "2008-09-24T23:45:25Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#):
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> St. Augustine said (hundreds of centuries ago) that no man can deny the existance of God because He has made Himself readily visible to everyone in Nature itself.
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> Look around Cliff, look around …
a hundred centuries is 10,000 years…
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/64 "2008-09-24T23:46:09Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#):
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> For the purpose of re-creating, the male and female are the only combo.
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> Nature had dictated that eons ago, now just take that concept and begin to think in a foreward manner …
i enjoy a warm and wet Vag, un wed, and with no strings attatched. sue me.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/65 "2008-09-24T23:46:32Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#):
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> For the purpose of re-creating, the male and female are the only combo.
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> Nature had dictated that eons ago, now just take that concept and begin to think in a foreward manner …
why do some animals engage in homosexual behavior?
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/66 "2008-09-24T23:47:18Z")
> [@Murrdog9000](#):
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> why do some animals engage in homosexual behavior?
they are stupid and worthless creatures, everyone knows that
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### Author:  [@St2SC\_dCobalt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/St2SC_dCobalt)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/67 "2008-09-24T23:47:32Z")
> [@Cliff](#):
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> You practice a religion stolen from the Pagans.
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> /Lock
It’s not that your mind is closed, it’s more of a problem that your heart is closed.
Why is that Cliff?
Why?
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### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/68 "2008-09-24T23:47:37Z")
> [@Murrdog9000](#):
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> why do some animals engage in homosexual behavior?
genetically fucked, and isnt it only one animal that does it knowingly?
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/69 "2008-09-24T23:48:21Z")
> [@Jammer](#):
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> genetically fucked, and isnt it only one animal that does it knowingly?
nah… im taking a class on primates and several of them do
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### Author:  [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/70 "2008-09-24T23:48:36Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#):
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> For the purpose of re-creating, the male and female are the only combo.
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> Nature had dictated that eons ago, now just take that concept and begin to think in a foreward manner …
Nature has also dicated handicapped individuals, physically & mentally disabled individuals. Nature has ALSO MADE INDIVIDUALS HOMOSEXUALS. So because nature has essentially “made a mistake” those “inflicted” by this “biological defect” must punish themselves and not be allowed to engage in marriage?
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/71 "2008-09-24T23:48:53Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#):
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> It’s not that your mind is closed, it’s more of a problem that your heart is closed.
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> Why is that Cliff?
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> Why?
yo pastor Bob, can i get a hallelujah
but seriously. give up the bible thumping. go to [ilovechrist.com](http://ilovechrist.com) or something for that
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### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/72 "2008-09-24T23:49:08Z")
> [@Murrdog9000](#):
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> why do some animals engage in homosexual behavior?
Those are called pets, and thats because they watch K20. When his pets die, all gay animals will be gone forever.
WAKE UP JOEY.
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### Author:  [@St2SC\_dCobalt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/St2SC_dCobalt)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/73 "2008-09-24T23:49:44Z")
> [@Murrdog9000](#):
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> a hundred centuries is 10,000 years…
My mistake in typing too quickly.
St. Augustine lived in the 4th Century (you could have Googled that yourself you know!).
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### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/74 "2008-09-24T23:50:02Z")
Would it be wrong if I masterbated about banging Palin in the butt?
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/75 "2008-09-24T23:50:19Z")
> [@Jammer](#):
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> Those are called pets, and thats because they watch K20. When his pets die, all gay animals will be gone forever.
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> WAKE UP JOEY.
hahaha wtfffff :umm
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### Author:  [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/76 "2008-09-24T23:50:27Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#):
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> It’s not that your mind is closed, it’s more of a problem that your heart is closed.
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> Why is that Cliff?
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> Why?
Exscuse me? It is _PROVEN_ that the Catholic religion is plagerized from the Pagan religion. Watch the videos, learn. I bet you don’t believe in dinosaurs either, do you?
And my heart is not closed, it is WELL opened. It’s open enough for me to ACCEPT homosexuality, embrace it, and understand it. Why is it that _YOUR_ heart is closed and cannot allow people to be who they wish to be?
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/77 "2008-09-24T23:50:40Z")
> [@Jammer](#):
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> Those are called pets, and thats because they watch K20. When his pets die, all gay animals will be gone forever.
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> WAKE UP JOEY.
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### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/78 "2008-09-24T23:51:05Z")
> [@Murrdog9000](#):
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> nah… im taking a class on primates and several of them do
Animals new mantra is much like young Americans “If it feels good, do it”.
Tata
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/79 "2008-09-24T23:51:43Z")
> [@Jammer](#):
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> Would it be wrong if I masterbated about banging Palin in the butt?
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mccain-0wn3d/239135/80 "2008-09-24T23:51:46Z")
> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> 
hahaha thats one of the funniest pictures ive ever seen :lol
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