# me and the dog almost got our ass's kicked

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**Created:** [June 5, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935 "2009-06-05T11:23:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/21 "2009-06-08T08:39:33Z")

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Maybe you are in heat and the dear could sense it? Should have let it had its way with you…maybe you would have liked it? :hitit:

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**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/22 "2009-06-08T18:45:28Z")

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oh man i remember the last time i had to hide on a porch from a deer. that was fucking intense

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/23 "2009-06-08T18:46:30Z")

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^^^You’d do the same thing if you didnt want your dog killed

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**Author:** ![jcxcr4000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcxcr4000/32/5980_2.png) [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/24 "2009-06-08T19:49:58Z")

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> [@EVERYTHING!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everything/40446/37):
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> ^^^You’d do the same thing if you didnt want your dog killed

get a real dog not a gerbil and then maybe you wont have this issue

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/25 "2009-06-08T20:35:56Z")

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> [@So, lets talk about the awesome plot holes in I Am Legend \*Spoilers\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-talk-about-the-awesome-plot-holes-in-i-am-legend-spoilers/40370/29):
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> get a real dog not a gerbil and then maybe you wont have this issue

don’s beagles \> \*

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/26 "2009-06-09T03:24:17Z")

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> [@EVERYTHING!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everything/40446/45):
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> don’s beagles \> \*

:stupid:

and i wrestled a deer once. i shot it in archery season. after waiting about an hr i went to go get it. i walked up to it and was getting ready to field dress it when it started moving and trying to get up. about an hr later it was dead. but during that hour was pretty intense it must of had some adrenalin in it. i wont get into details but they are very strong.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/27 "2009-06-09T11:03:24Z")

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> [@EVERYTHING!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everything/40446/37):
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> ^^^You’d do the same thing if you didnt want your dog killed

a real man would have let that deer in the fence, closed the gate, and fought to the death.

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/28 "2009-06-09T12:01:52Z")

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> [@Darkstar"](#):
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> a real man would have let that deer in the fence, closed the gate, and fought to the death.

without the dog there sure. but that was last year.  
nothing to do when your walking down the street with nowhere to pin it in.

thinkin up ways to kill it quietly 🙂

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**Author:** ![falloutpunk2001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@falloutpunk2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/falloutpunk2001)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/29 "2009-06-09T12:21:44Z")

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I thought you had a carry permit?

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/30 "2009-06-09T12:36:07Z")

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> [@The1SloR/T"](#):
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> without the dog there sure. but that was last year.  
> nothing to do when your walking down the street with nowhere to pin it in.
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> thinkin up ways to kill it quietly 🙂

rip its throat out with your bare hands, sissy.

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/31 "2009-06-09T12:57:20Z")

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> [@What the elise should've been](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-elise-shouldve-been/40456/2):
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> I thought you had a carry permit?

If I did how would that be quietly?..

thinkin of tieing a rope to a tree, lasso on the other end and beat it into submission

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/32 "2009-06-09T13:12:03Z")

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your life \< my shit

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/33 "2009-06-09T14:05:08Z")

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> [@Cartman007 is still alive and in the motherf\*\*king house!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cartman007-is-still-alive-and-in-the-motherf-king-house/40455/7):
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> If I did how would that be quietly?..
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> thinkin of tieing a rope to a tree, lasso on the other end and beat it into submission

lol we shoot ground hogs in my back yard with a .22, and I live in a housing development. mind you the houses are spaced out and there’s lots of trees and shit, but still… Armstrong County never ceases to show just how awesome it is.

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**Author:** ![beat90tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/34 "2009-06-09T14:08:28Z")

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It is legal to open-carry in PA.

A 45 won’t let you down. I’d love to smoke a rabid deer with a 1911.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/35 "2009-06-09T14:47:00Z")

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> [@Cartman007 is still alive and in the motherf\*\*king house!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cartman007-is-still-alive-and-in-the-motherf-king-house/40455/7):
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> If I did how would that be quietly?..
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> thinkin of tieing a rope to a tree, lasso on the other end and beat it into submission

Block it in a porta john!🙂

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/36 "2009-06-09T16:17:40Z")

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> [@EVERYTHING!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everything/40446/20):
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> So fucking what?
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> If the deer decided to stick around and battle after one of my vicious right crosses to the nose, it would be a battle to the death, and we’d all be enjoying some delicious venison. I’d would seriously love to battle a pissed off deer. Great test of man vs. wild. No rules, no boundaries, just the biological instinct to survive/kill. Fucking awesome.  
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Ehh, I dont think you want to fight a rabid deer Mikey. Getting Rabies shots sucks more dick than your mom at the BET Awards.

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/37 "2009-06-09T19:18:31Z")

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> [@EVERYTHING!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everything/40446/45):
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> don’s beagles \> \*

correct.

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**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/38 "2009-06-09T19:31:49Z")

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> [@Cartman007 is still alive and in the motherf\*\*king house!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cartman007-is-still-alive-and-in-the-motherf-king-house/40455/11):
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> lol we shoot ground hogs in my back yard with a .22, and I live in a housing development. mind you the houses are spaced out and there’s lots of trees and shit, but still… Armstrong County never ceases to show just how awesome it is.

the first hog i took outta my yard this year was with a .357mag

the next 4 came from my .17 fireball, it’s gotta be the ultimate hog gun for built up areas

chipmunks are fun too even though the game commission doesn’t allow you to shoot them

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/39 "2009-06-10T06:14:47Z")

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> [@Sti vs. Evo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sti-vs-evo/2824/82):
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> Ehh, I dont think you want to fight a rabid deer Mikey. Getting Rabies shots sucks more dick than your mom at the BET Awards.

.076/10

I spread the foam that comes from the mouth of rabies infected animals on my toast every morning, just to toughen myself up.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-and-the-dog-almost-got-our-asss-kicked/202935/40 "2009-06-10T07:45:30Z")

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> [@alpine auxilary hookup?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alpine-auxilary-hookup/40382/10):
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> .076/10
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> I spread the foam that comes from the mouth of rabies infected animals on my toast every morning, just to toughen myself up.

that aint foam,thats their sprem ur using!:wackit:

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