# Me \> CLK500 **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [October 13, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365 "2008-10-13T13:59:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/1 "2008-10-13T13:59:12Z")
This cock was driving like the biggest penis ever. She’d be in the right lane (that you can turn left in) and cut into the left lane and then go back to the other lane. I pulled around some people and caught up to her at the next light, looked at her as she ate her 7-11 breakfast burrito, which only led me to think of the “omm nom nom” picture of the fat bitch eating cake. She started inching so 5K i went, light turned green I launched and probably cut like a 1.6 60" and was instantly 1 car ahead, shifted into 2nd she comes back to my bumper but begin pulling again, we both got on the highway but on the longer onramp sweeper she couldn’t keep up with quattro powa. Then she tried to ricer fly by me and she almost ran into the back of a truck. the end. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/2 "2008-10-13T14:01:52Z")
lol hopefully she spilled all over her interior ---
**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/3 "2008-10-13T14:16:23Z")
Whats worse then a woman driver? A woman racer. Good kill. ---
**Author:** ![Team\_Havoc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/team_havoc/32/5213_2.png) [@Team\_Havoc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Team_Havoc)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/4 "2008-10-13T14:17:11Z")
nice kill ---
**Author:** ![Bovice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bovice/32/5084_2.png) [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/5 "2008-10-13T16:09:46Z")
shoulda told that bitch to get back in the kitchen where she belongs! ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/6 "2008-10-13T16:25:53Z")
Nice Kill! ---
**Author:** ![joelster](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joelster/32/7258_2.png) [@joelster](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/joelster)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/7 "2008-10-13T16:27:32Z")
Was it silver? Was she in her late 20’s early 30’s? If so I may know her. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/8 "2008-10-13T17:49:35Z")
that is a veryyyy slow 5 foot time. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/9 "2008-10-13T20:45:02Z")
I once had a lady in a buick try to race my a4…it was odd. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/10 "2008-10-13T20:48:11Z")
> [@Daddie"](#): > > This _cunt_ was driving like the biggest _twat_ ever. > > I launched and probably cut like a 1.6 60" > > the end. Fixed for gender. lol at 1.6 60’’ nice kill daddy -Gus ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/11 "2008-10-13T20:53:53Z")
> [@joelster](#): > > Was it silver? Was she in her late 20’s early 30’s? If so I may know her. Black, does she live in White Plains NY? lol @ 60" my bad ---
**Author:** ![joelster](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joelster/32/7258_2.png) [@joelster](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/joelster)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/12 "2008-10-14T04:08:22Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Black, does she live in White Plains NY? > > lol @ 60" > > my bad Nope a local woman. I work with her husband but he drives the car to work every now and then. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/13 "2008-10-14T05:48:28Z")
There was a super hot chick maybe ~25 at Starbucks with a brand new slk63 amg. I asked her if she wanted to do it, she said no, I was sad. ---
**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/14 "2008-10-14T18:17:43Z")
:tup: ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-clk500/56365/15 "2008-10-15T11:36:39Z")
> [@articzap](#): > > Whats worse then a woman driver? A woman racer. > > Good kill. women drivers no survivors yeAHHH !