# me\>spider **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 7, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166 "2005-10-07T19:44:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/1 "2005-10-07T19:44:38Z")
TyrannosaurusCuv (9:56:02 PM): um…there is like a mini tarantula in my room TyrannosaurusCuv (9:56:06 PM): or just a giant spider TyrannosaurusCuv (9:56:11 PM): what do i even do with it Janison1 (9:59:42 PM): a wolf spider TyrannosaurusCuv (9:59:58 PM): its eeeenormous TyrannosaurusCuv (10:00:09 PM): i can see all the designs on it and stuff its so big Janison1 (10:00:24 PM): wow, where do you live again? TyrannosaurusCuv (10:00:54 PM): cheektowaga TyrannosaurusCuv (10:01:00 PM): wtf do i do with this thing Janison1 (10:01:11 PM): the cheektowaga spider of doom Janison1 (10:01:18 PM): take a picture of it Janison1 (10:01:21 PM): I wanna see TyrannosaurusCuv (10:01:27 PM): im trying but it gets blurry TyrannosaurusCuv (10:01:33 PM): when i get the camera close Janison1 (10:01:36 PM): put it on the flower Janison1 (10:01:52 PM): the flower setting TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:03 PM): well after the picture TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:04 PM): um TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:08 PM): what do i do with it Janison1 (10:02:23 PM): put it outside? Janison1 (10:02:31 PM): or in the basement or attic TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:33 PM): how the F do i grab him its huge TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:38 PM): haha ur sick Janison1 (10:02:43 PM): am not TyrannosaurusCuv (10:02:56 PM): y cant i get a clear picture Janison1 (10:03:28 PM): you’re taking it too close Janison1 (10:03:34 PM): back up until it focuses TyrannosaurusCuv (10:03:39 PM): well if i dont it looks too tiny Janison1 (10:04:15 PM): where is it chillin? TyrannosaurusCuv (10:04:29 PM): side of my fishtank Janison1 (10:04:51 PM): sweet TyrannosaurusCuv (10:05:07 PM): ok i took a pic i want it gone…if i use the hose attatchment on my vaccumm will it eventually crawl out 10:07:56 PM: Attempting to directly connect to Janison1. 10:08:13 PM: You are now directly connected to Janison1. TyrannosaurusCuv (10:08:14 PM): ![http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/KCuv/DSC00156.jpg](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/KCuv/DSC00156.jpg) Janison1 (10:08:36 PM): don’t vacuum it up Janison1 (10:08:39 PM): that’s evil TyrannosaurusCuv (10:08:49 PM): thats as clear as i can get TyrannosaurusCuv (10:10:37 PM): is that a wolf spider TyrannosaurusCuv (10:13:54 PM): i caught it, u want it TyrannosaurusCuv (10:13:59 PM): its on my floor in a cup Janison1 (10:14:13 PM): I want it! TyrannosaurusCuv (10:14:19 PM): +1 humans TyrannosaurusCuv (10:14:22 PM): yea u can have it Janison1 (10:14:33 PM): oh man that thing is fucking crazy Janison1 (10:14:44 PM): but yeah, that’s definitely an outside spider Janison1 (10:14:56 PM): just stick him outside… he’ll stay out there TyrannosaurusCuv (10:14:57 PM): ha! yea i normally dont have these im my room TyrannosaurusCuv (10:15:01 PM): i know why tho TyrannosaurusCuv (10:15:10 PM): i put an a/c in my window Janison1 (10:15:17 PM): because spiders are good dudes TyrannosaurusCuv (10:15:30 PM): u can have it Janison1 (10:15:46 PM): just don’t kill it Janison1 (10:15:56 PM): spiders kill annoying insects Janison1 (10:16:09 PM): you don’t want to kill helpful creatures TyrannosaurusCuv (10:17:43 PM): sick TyrannosaurusCuv (10:17:56 PM): u sure i cant flush the little f-er Janison1 (10:18:34 PM): noooo Janison1 (10:18:42 PM): don’t flush him Janison1 (10:18:49 PM): he’s a beautiful creation TyrannosaurusCuv (10:19:14 PM): ha! ur so crocodile hunter Janison1 (10:21:12 PM): yes I am TyrannosaurusCuv (10:21:36 PM): im scared of this…girls would probably flip TyrannosaurusCuv (10:21:40 PM): ur not a girl are u Janison1 (10:21:46 PM): yes I am! Janison1 (10:21:54 PM): I love that spider TyrannosaurusCuv (10:22:58 PM): haha TyrannosaurusCuv (10:23:15 PM): u saw that picture i sent TyrannosaurusCuv (10:23:18 PM): and u love him Janison1 (10:25:10 PM): I do TyrannosaurusCuv (10:26:56 PM): ur a strange character jan TyrannosaurusCuv (10:28:33 PM): im gonna go take my A/C out of my window so i dont get any more monsters in here TyrannosaurusCuv (10:28:36 PM): goodnigh TyrannosaurusCuv (10:28:36 PM): t Janison1 (10:28:58 PM): don’t kill it, mister TyrannosaurusCuv (10:29:12 PM): im tempted to flush it, tis so much easier TyrannosaurusCuv (10:29:19 PM): ill put it outside though Janison1 (10:29:21 PM): just put it outside Janison1 (10:29:26 PM): it will be a good deed TyrannosaurusCuv (10:29:30 PM): next door, i dont want it back here Janison1 (10:29:40 PM): it won’t crawl back in Janison1 (10:29:48 PM): it’s an outside spider Janison1 (10:29:53 PM): he just made a mistake TyrannosaurusCuv (10:29:57 PM): then what the hell is it doing here Janison1 (10:29:57 PM): forgive him ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/2 "2005-10-07T19:49:31Z")
hahaha. I’m such an ass. ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/3 "2005-10-07T19:51:27Z")
i weighed him afterwards…16lbs 3 oz…glad i survived ---
**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/4 "2005-10-07T20:07:33Z")
I like the… “he’s an outside spider, he just made a mistake.” We got three of this at the moment on our porch outside… they are huge… Just yesterday one caught a baby… I call him Tony Danza, because Tony Danza eats babies too. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/5 "2005-10-07T20:15:03Z")
‘oh shit what the hell am i doing in here’ (wolf spider, 2005) ‘it’s all good’ (jannygirl, 2005 ‘oh crap i made a mistake’ (wolf spider in ghetto’s room, 2005) … ‘POW’ (ghettostyleta, 2005) ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/6 "2005-10-07T20:17:33Z")
yea right…i kill normal spiders, this thing wasnt normal …POW it in ur dreams, it would POW you ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/7 "2005-10-07T20:18:40Z")
EDIT: ‘oh crap i made a mistake’ (wolf spider in ghetto’s room, 2005) ‘fuck you’re huge. beer’s in the fridge’ (ghetto, 2005 ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/8 "2005-10-07T20:25:17Z")
seriously… I sound like I’m high and living in the 70’s in that conversation. ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/9 "2005-10-07T20:26:24Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/10 "2005-10-07T20:29:22Z")
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: THERE ARE SPIDERS IN MY ROOMS TOO Je Sus8Ur Ba by: but they like me would you like to know how i know Janison1: hahaha Janison1: how Je Sus8Ur Ba by: they told me ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/11 "2005-10-07T20:38:30Z")
^ wow. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/12 "2005-10-07T20:52:11Z")
You can’t keep up with my banter ☹ ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/13 "2005-10-08T11:03:30Z")
wolf spider\> that thing _[http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Animals/Spiders/Wolf\_Spider\_8\_eyes\_PB032198.JPG](http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Animals/Spiders/Wolf_Spider_8_eyes_PB032198.JPG)_ ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/14 "2005-10-08T17:36:06Z")
shoulda grabbed it and chucked it at the wall…they splat well ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/15 "2005-10-08T19:34:19Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > shoulda grabbed it and chucked it at the wall…they splat well im sure u would have grabbed that lil fucker :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/16 "2005-10-08T19:44:44Z")
> [@K Cuv](#): > > im sure u would have grabbed that lil fucker :bloated: Ive eaten bigger bugs than that, im the crazy hick remember lol ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/17 "2005-10-08T20:04:09Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > wolf spider\> that thing > _[http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Animals/Spiders/Wolf\_Spider\_8\_eyes\_PB032198.JPG](http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Animals/Spiders/Wolf_Spider_8_eyes_PB032198.JPG)_ My neighbor back in Derby caught one of those in his garage. Its fangs were comparable in size to cat claws. Disgusting little creature…well huge creature since its ass alone was about 1.5 inches wide. He kept it in a big old jar until it ate all its own legs off. ---
**Author:** ![zero\_assault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/dfb087/32.png) [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/18 "2005-10-08T21:08:03Z")
so how big was this thing, i fookin hate spiders ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/19 "2005-10-08T23:47:19Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > Ive eaten bigger bugs than that, im the crazy hick remember lol :lol: thats nasty dude ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-spider/3166/20 "2005-10-09T06:30:13Z")
> [@Vrooom](#): > > My neighbor back in Derby caught one of those in his garage. Its fangs were comparable in size to cat claws. Disgusting little creature…well huge creature since its ass alone was about 1.5 inches wide. He kept it in a big old jar until it ate all its own legs off. :eek: