# Men are happier **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 22, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/men-are-happier/5980 "2005-12-22T11:35:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/men-are-happier/5980/1 "2005-12-22T11:35:54Z")
Got this in an e-mail from my g/f’s aunt, sorry about the weird \> symbol, thats how it was in the email and i didnt feel like retyping it. \>\>\>Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple \>\>\>\>creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding \>\>\>\>plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can \>\>\>\>be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt \>\>\>\>to \>\>\>\>a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell \>\>\>\>you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to \>\>\>\>another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You \>\>\>\>don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same \>\>\>\>work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux \>\>\>\>rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to \>\>\>\>them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New \>\>\>\>shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. \>\>\>\>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about \>\>\>\>tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all \>\>\>\>your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of \>\>\>\>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still \>\>\>\>be \>\>\>\>your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of \>\>\>\>shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in \>\>\>\>public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on \>\>\>\>your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, \>\>\>\>maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play \>\>\>\>with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One \>\>\>\>wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear \>\>\>\>shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a \>\>\>\>pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. \>\>\>\>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 \>\>\>\>minutes. \>\>\>\>No wonder men are happier. ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/men-are-happier/5980/2 "2005-12-22T11:50:35Z")
I’m happier when I make out with Aunt Sue 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/men-are-happier/5980/3 "2005-12-22T11:55:08Z")
For those of us that HATE reading that format: > Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? > Your last name stays put. > > The garage is all yours. > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > Chocolate is just another snack. > > You can be President. > > You can never be pregnant. > > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > > You can wear NO shirt to a water park. > > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > The world is your urinal. > > You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. > > You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > > Same work, more pay. > > Wrinkles add character. > > Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. > > People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. > > New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > > One mood all the time. > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > You know stuff about tanks. > > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > You can open all your own jars. > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > > You almost never have strap problems in public. > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > > Everything on your face stays its original color. > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > You only have to shave your face and neck. > > You can play with toys all your life. > > Your belly usually hides your big hips. > > One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. > > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. > > You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. > > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. > > No wonder men are happier. ---
**Author:** ![slow84ta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slow84ta/32/7265_2.png) [@slow84ta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow84ta)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/men-are-happier/5980/4 "2005-12-22T11:55:09Z")
:lol: good one yea my gf gets super stressed about the dumbist shit sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Straight6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/straight6/32/7596_2.png) [@Straight6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Straight6)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/men-are-happier/5980/5 "2005-12-22T12:29:01Z")
:lolsign: You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes!!