# Men's Rules that Women Should Learn

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 22, 2010, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509 "2010-01-22T10:10:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bad\_Hulk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bad_hulk/32/5455_2.png) [@Bad\_Hulk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bad_Hulk)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/21 "2010-01-22T11:06:41Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> No no no. The problem is that so many women play the “I’m not going to tell you what’s wrong even though you’ve come to me showing concern” game and it drives me up the wall. It’s terrible for a relationship. When we come to you because we care, don’t reject us. We put ourselves in a vulnerable position by trying to talk about what’s got you upset, especially because we know full well it’s probably something we did, so when you reject that attempt at caring it hurts so we protect ourselves by caring less.
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> It’s just not a good thing to do in a relationship.

i agree…

but theres a big difference between a girl who works on her own car and the girl who dresses skanky at a car show or cruise night…some play games and some don’t…if a girl knows you genuinely care about her, she should be open with you on whats wrong…i agree, not having communication in a relationship is not good

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/22 "2010-01-22T11:10:30Z")

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my girlfriend needs to read the original post.

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/23 "2010-01-22T11:19:15Z")

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> [@38stang"](#):
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> ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

Truth

> Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it’s like camping.

lol

> If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/24 "2010-01-22T11:21:57Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> quiet sweetheart, men are talking.

:lol:

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/25 "2010-01-22T11:58:49Z")

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ew. this thread sucks. and not because of the original post.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/26 "2010-01-22T11:59:37Z")

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yea fry started talking about feelings and such. fuckin lame.

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/27 "2010-01-22T12:01:27Z")

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relationships are lame too.

edit: relationships that require work and when dudes feel the need to write this garbage about girls are lame. find a better gf.

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/28 "2010-01-22T12:06:15Z")

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> [@Bad Hulk](#):
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> i agree…
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> but theres a big difference between a girl who works on her own car and the girl who dresses skanky at a car show or cruise night…some play games and some don’t…if a girl knows you genuinely care about her, she should be open with you on whats wrong…i agree, not having communication in a relationship is not good

Oh so you’re that girl who tries to be one of the guys but never succeeds, because she talks too much about how guy-like all the things she does. are. :picard:

It’s like how every woman fighter also wants to try to be a HOT woman fighter, every woman racer doubles as an extenze commercial bimbo, every woman politician tries to play the W card.

Why can’t girls on nyspeed be more like Vroom?

edit: dawn is right though, I don’t have any of these issues with current girl and haven’t had any issues like this since maybe freshman year at HS. ESPECIALLY the toilet seat thing… do women really get mad at that? seriously?

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/29 "2010-01-22T12:08:02Z")

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> [@khoveraki](#):
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> Oh so you’re that girl who tries to be one of the guys but never succeeds, because she talks too much about how guy-like all the things she does. are. :picard:
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> It’s like how every woman fighter also wants to try to be a HOT woman fighter, every woman racer doubles as an extenze commercial bimbo, every woman politician tries to play the W card.
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> Why can’t girls on nyspeed be more like Vroom?

no offense to vroom, but i’d like them to be more like victorias secret models.

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/30 "2010-01-22T12:10:42Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> no offense to vroom, but i’d like them to be more like victorias secret models.

Is Vroom the one who had that pic of the baby belly + baby shoes?

Call me gay but that pic was more awesome than most victorias secret pics.

Also who still cares about victorias secret models? We have the internet now, we don’t need/use softcore magazine porn. Until Adrianna Lima masturbates on camera, I couldn’t care less.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/31 "2010-01-22T12:13:12Z")

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eww…babies = least sexy thing ever

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/32 "2010-01-22T12:13:40Z")

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i just want them to be like that. skinny, hot, and they dont give a FUCK about turning a wrench. all they care about is being eye candy and partying. which is a-ok with me.

> [@Joe](#):
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> eww…babies = least sexy thing ever

and this. the vag is never the same.

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/33 "2010-01-22T12:14:32Z")

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> [@khoveraki](#):
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> edit: dawn is right though, I don’t have any of these issues with current girl and haven’t had any issues like this since maybe freshman year at HS. ESPECIALLY the toilet seat thing… do women really get mad at that? seriously?

my ex used to not even lift the toilet seat, and get piss all over it out. NOW THAT pissed me off. lift the fucking seat, ya scumbag. i’d rather have to put the seat down then have to fucking clean it every single time i had to pee.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/34 "2010-01-22T12:20:25Z")

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[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1924/](http://www.explosm.net/comics/1924/)

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/35 "2010-01-22T12:46:20Z")

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> [@Bad Hulk](#):
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> some play games and some don’t…

ok now that’s bullshit. I’ve never met a girl who didn’t play games. Maybe they’re just oblivious to it during as they’re so accustomed to playing games, but it exists nonetheless

> [@Geehee](#):
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> quiet sweetheart, men are talking.

well played

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/36 "2010-01-22T12:53:19Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> quiet sweetheart, men are talking.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! this is the best post in this thread.

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**Author:** ![See4Ways](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@See4Ways](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/See4Ways)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/37 "2010-01-22T13:28:51Z")

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> [@Bad Hulk](#):
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> just stating probably most women’s opinions…
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> you guys can state all of your demeaning opinions too…theres nothing wrong with that…i’m not dating any of you so its doesn’t matter
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> do you really think that that’s all women should do…be in the kitchen?
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> pretty sure i would rather go work on my car than do anything else…hence why i don’t hang out with many girls, the mall isn’t the best place in the world

working on your car? give me a break ur daddy has money and built that car and handed it over to you…:buickgn:

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/38 "2010-01-22T13:53:59Z")

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> [@1995z2d8](#):
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> working on your car? give me a break ur daddy has money and built that car and handed it over to you…:buickgn:

:drama2:

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**Author:** ![Penfold](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/penfold/32/5007_2.png) [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/39 "2010-01-22T13:56:59Z")

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perfect list. Every girl should get a manual from day one.

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn/78509/40 "2010-01-22T14:00:42Z")

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