# Merry Christmas!!!!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 25, 2012, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845 "2012-12-25T06:25:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/41 "2013-12-31T10:40:41Z")
PJB my baby daddy.
[Tapatalk](http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1) is consuming my life
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/42 "2013-12-31T10:47:53Z")
You are such a good looking couple! Whats the babies name?
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/43 "2013-12-31T10:50:31Z")
I’m thinking Traytray or Tito. If a girl laquishanita.
I’s gon get me down to social services and get me dem ebts and child support. PJB buyin me new rims and a flat screen!
I’s gotta call all my friends on my obamaphone and tell them the news!
[Tapatalk](http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1) is consuming my life
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/44 "2013-12-31T10:57:09Z")
I thought we were naming it Jorge if its a boy and why would I buy my baby momma shit when taxpayers will buy it for us?
Living in the projects is gonna be great. I can smoke rocks and blunts and shoot dice all day and not go to work.
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/45 "2013-12-31T11:02:01Z")
Well put some jungle plants on the stoop and it’ll feel like home.
[Tapatalk](http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1) is consuming my life
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/46 "2013-12-31T11:03:48Z")
I wish KFC delivered
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/47 "2013-12-31T11:06:14Z")
Make it easier on your tax accountant, and just name the kid by its corresponding benefits card number.
and Paul you cant smoke rocks and blunts, thats just going too far.
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/48 "2013-12-31T11:06:43Z")
Ah crap. Turns out I’m not knocked up. Just had to poop.
[Tapatalk](http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1) is consuming my life
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/49 "2013-12-31T11:09:31Z")
so you had the baby!!!
congrats
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/50 "2013-12-31T11:15:30Z")
> [@KrazyKid"](#):
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> Make it easier on your tax accountant, and just name the kid by its corresponding benefits card number.
>
> and Paul you cant smoke rocks and blunts, thats just going too far.
I can alternate, cant I?
> [@FS: 360 games and DVD's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-360-games-and-dvds/53726/5):
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> Ah crap. Turns out I’m not knocked up. Just had to poop.
>
> [Tapatalk](http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1) is consuming my life
Fuck. I just quit my job for nothing?
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/51 "2013-12-31T11:20:11Z")
No silly, the rocks are for the baby momma and the weeds for the daddy… that way the kid comes out fucked up and wont get a job when they are old enough so the cycle keeps going.
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/52 "2013-12-31T11:21:56Z")
> [@KrazyKid"](#):
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> so you had the baby!!!
>
> congrats
Glad someone got the joke!
[Tapatalk](http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1) is consuming my life
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2013, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/merry-christmas/265845/53 "2013-12-31T11:25:15Z")
i lauged hard when I hit F5 and read that one! tried to + rep ya but ran out of reps
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