# Michael Jerkoffson dies. OMGWTFBBQ?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 25, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015 "2009-06-25T15:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/1 "2009-06-25T15:21:01Z")
Facebook. CNN. Go look at your homepages. lyke OMGZ MICAHEL JAY, IS IN HOSPITAL! DEAD! OMGZUPDATELULZ! I DON’T GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST _ **SHIT!** _ ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/2 "2009-06-25T15:27:28Z")
> [@RUMSFELD RESIGNS!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rumsfeld-resigns/19885/10): > > I DON’T GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST _ **SHIT!** _ :rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/3 "2009-06-25T15:31:45Z")
ya…too bad hes not dead. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/4 "2009-06-25T15:32:08Z")
You think thats bad, he’s front page new on [cnn.com](http://cnn.com) yeaaaaa the entire world and the most important story is about a child molester because he is in the hospital. It’s a shame the paramedics revived him. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/5 "2009-06-25T15:32:38Z")
[source] [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31552029/ns/entertainment-music/](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31552029/ns/entertainment-music/) > BREAKING NEWS > [msnbc.com](http://msnbc.com) staff and news service reports > updated 1 minute ago > The Los Angeles Times reports that Michael Jackson has died at age 50 after being rushed to UCLA Medical Center. > Los Angeles Fire Department Capt. Steve Ruda told the newspaper that Jackson was not breathing when paramedics arrived at his home and CPR was performed. > [TMZ.com](http://TMZ.com) reported that he may have suffered cardiac arrest. > Jackson had been due to start a series of comeback concerts in London on July 13 running until March 2010. The singer, whose hits included “Thriller” and “Billie Jean,” had been rehearsing in the Los Angeles area for the past two months. > The shows for the 50 London concerts sold out within minutes of going on sale in March. > His lifetime record sales tally is believed to be around 750 million, which, added to the 13 Grammy Awards he received, makes him one of the most successful entertainers of all time. > He lived as a virtual recluse since his acquittal in 2005 on charges of child molestation. > There were concerns about Jackson’s health in recent years but the promoters of the London shows, AEG Live, said in March that Jackson had passed a 4-1/2 hour physical examination with independent doctors. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/6 "2009-06-25T15:32:57Z")
> [@RUMSFELD RESIGNS!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rumsfeld-resigns/19885/13): > > ya…too bad hes not dead. He just died, news announced it. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/7 "2009-06-25T15:33:20Z")
Everyone has it in their away messages, status updates, etc. When did everyone care so much about the (wo)man everyone loved to hate? Not only that, people are acting like he was some close relative or something. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/8 "2009-06-25T15:33:47Z")
> [@hiring: best part time job Evar! lot guy / detailer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hiring-best-part-time-job-evar-lot-guy-detailer/19881/12): > > He just died, news announced it. since when?? what channel?? ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/9 "2009-06-25T15:34:07Z")
now theres two threads for this…mods??? ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/10 "2009-06-25T15:34:27Z")
> [@hiring: best part time job Evar! lot guy / detailer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hiring-best-part-time-job-evar-lot-guy-detailer/19881/12): > > He just died, news announced it. Finally… ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/11 "2009-06-25T15:34:27Z")
A great talent, but who knows what else he was up to. RIP ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/12 "2009-06-25T15:34:31Z")
Mine was there first and has a tourettes guy quote lock 1 ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/13 "2009-06-25T15:35:28Z")
> [@oh mister newman....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-mister-newman/19861/94): > > Finally… :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/14 "2009-06-25T15:36:17Z")
I was a about to post but got beat by two members. :lol I was going to have the best title however ‘Didn’t quite beat it’ Merged ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/15 "2009-06-25T15:36:43Z")
> [@CD/Radio stopped working in my winter beater](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cd-radio-stopped-working-in-my-winter-beater/19858/10): > > since when?? what channel?? idk couple minutes ago, CNN > [@oh mister newman....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-mister-newman/19861/94): > > Finally… :rofl ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/16 "2009-06-25T15:37:16Z")
lol I can imagine this is going to be the next big “REPOST” on many forums :rofl ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/17 "2009-06-25T15:37:49Z")
shitty. was it male or female??? lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/18 "2009-06-25T15:39:22Z")
I don’t think the doctor can EVER talk about his DICK, without his PERMISSION! ---
**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/19 "2009-06-25T15:42:14Z")
I’m here for the BBQ ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/20 "2009-06-25T15:42:49Z")
Good. One less sick fuck child molester in the world. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015.md?page=2)