# Michael Jerkoffson dies. OMGWTFBBQ?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 25, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015 "2009-06-25T15:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/21 "2009-06-25T15:43:53Z")
PJB is pissed because he can no longer get any new tips from Jackson on how to pick up male CP ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/22 "2009-06-25T15:43:57Z")
And now all the little boys in the world can finally go outside and play and not live in fear. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/23 "2009-06-25T15:44:34Z")
> [@Whos breath smells????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-breath-smells/19830/49): > > Good. One less sick fuck child molester in the world. and now you are left ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/24 "2009-06-25T15:44:35Z")
I’m going to go watch the “Jeffersons” South Park as little boys worldwide breathe a sigh of relief. Edit: Dammit, Greg took my molestation joke. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/25 "2009-06-25T15:45:36Z")
> [@stupid question about exhaust cutouts/dumps](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-question-about-exhaust-cutouts-dumps/19872/16): > > I’m going to go watch the “Jeffersons” South Park as little boys worldwide breathe a sigh of relief. > > Edit: Dammit, Greg took my molestation joke. :rofl sorry buddy! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/26 "2009-06-25T15:46:11Z")
> [@Say Hello to the new Speaker of the House](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/say-hello-to-the-new-speaker-of-the-house/19868/27): > > PJB is pissed because he can no longer get any new tips from Jackson on how to pick up male CP > [@oh mister newman....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-mister-newman/19861/99): > > and now you are left Enough of this shit already. I dont know where you stupid fucks got the idea that I like touching little boys and men but I dont do that. Never have and never will. Enough. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/27 "2009-06-25T15:47:17Z")
Someone stop the PJB bandwagon so I can jump off ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/28 "2009-06-25T15:49:31Z")
> [@I need Microsoft Acess help NOW!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-microsoft-acess-help-now/19891/2): > > Someone stop the PJB bandwagon so I can jump off It doesn’t stop, we keep on rollin’…he might catch us ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/29 "2009-06-25T16:13:28Z")
the past is what it is, what he did right or wrong, doesnt change he was the best selling entertainer in the world. period. someone dying, or being fatally ill is no reason to make jokes. ---
**Author:** ![RossA4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce7236/32.png) [@RossA4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RossA4)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/30 "2009-06-25T16:18:30Z")
![http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/thriller%282%29.jpg](http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/thriller%282%29.jpg) Too Soon? ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/31 "2009-06-25T16:19:52Z")
Rockin’ the Thriller album tonight fo’ sho’ ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/32 "2009-06-25T16:44:41Z")
> [@Fs: 95 m3 99 gsx take 2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-95-m3-99-gsx-take-2/19889/6): > > Too Soon? ROFL!!! ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/33 "2009-06-25T16:51:28Z")
Waiting for Justin to chime in. ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/34 "2009-06-25T17:30:33Z")
he was still the king of pop… that kinda sux ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/35 "2009-06-25T17:34:51Z")
![http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b28/skierdood/51NoPJbwS8L_SX320_SY240_.jpg](http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b28/skierdood/51NoPJbwS8L_SX320_SY240_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![EcityEP3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecityep3/32/6373_2.png) [@EcityEP3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EcityEP3)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/36 "2009-06-25T17:36:20Z")
yea good for him the guys a legend in the music industry but its just as well honestly ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/37 "2009-06-25T17:45:59Z")
I could honestly care less. I care more about the dump my dog just took in the back yard ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/38 "2009-06-25T17:46:39Z")
What has he done in the last 20 years besides turn white, molest chimps and little boys and somehow have white kids? ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/39 "2009-06-25T17:53:44Z")
> [@Please Vote for my Friend Round #3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/please-vote-for-my-friend-round-3/19741/25): > > What has he done in the last 20 years besides turn white, molest chimps and little boys and somehow have white kids? Seriously dude, get some anti depressants. You are the biggest downer and the most negative person I’ve never met. ---
**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/40 "2009-06-25T17:54:32Z")
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