# Michael Jerkoffson dies. OMGWTFBBQ?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 25, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015 "2009-06-25T15:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![NedZ32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nedz32/32/6393_2.png) [@NedZ32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NedZ32)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/61 "2009-06-25T19:40:26Z")
[quote=“94Gt5.0,post:16,topic:19569"”] He’s still a fuckin creep. Theres a thing on channel 6 on him right now…so gay. [/quote] omg just flipped the channel and first thing I see is little boys flying through the sky on boats. wtf ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/62 "2009-06-25T19:44:33Z")
He lived “more” in those 50 years then then everybody who posted in this thread combined will live. He had his own theme park, went through court not caring, had his name as a household name over the entire world, set records, lived the rich and lived the poor, had a great famous family and got to “play” with kids in the spare time. Don’t bad mouth him, don’t feel bad for him. In his honor [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYrUQItmW4s&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYrUQItmW4s&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![NedZ32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nedz32/32/6393_2.png) [@NedZ32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NedZ32)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/63 "2009-06-25T19:45:41Z")
> [@Vovchandr"](#): > > He lived “more” in those 50 years then then everybody who posted in this thread combined will live. bit of a snap judgement… ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/64 "2009-06-25T19:45:48Z")
> [@Vovchandr"](#): > > He lived “more” in those 50 years then then everybody who posted in this thread combined will live. > > He had his own theme park, went through court not caring, had his name as a household name over the entire world, set records, lived the rich and lived the poor, had a great famous family and got to “play” with kids in the spare time. > > Don’t bad mouth him, don’t feel bad for him. > > In his honor > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYrUQItmW4s&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYrUQItmW4s&feature=related) vlad are you ok ??? were you touched ??? come on ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/65 "2009-06-25T19:52:05Z")
I thought I explained myself pretty well. What seems to be the problem? ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/66 "2009-06-25T20:01:59Z")
it was a joke vlad relax buttercup ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/67 "2009-06-25T20:33:11Z")
wellhe sold like 700-800 million in his life time and gave alot away to people in need but i guess no one remembers that, the same forums where we blame obama for flying a plane around nyc alot of you idiots are too young to realize what impact this dude had in this world ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/68 "2009-06-25T20:38:35Z")
> [@Please Vote for my Friend Round #3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/please-vote-for-my-friend-round-3/19741/27): > > lol no you didn’t! > > Don’t get me wrong he had some good music and he did his thing, yea he is the king of pop, but… > > I do/will not EVER feel bad or go into a state of sorrow for ANYONE famous who has passed away I don’t care who it is. If that person is not my family or friend then I will shed not one tear or feel the slightest bit of sadness. What makes me sick are all the people in the world who will end up going into a deep state of depression and/or commit suicide over someone that really don’t know or ever met, because i guarantee it will happen over MJ dying. > > IMO he went from the “King” to a complete scumbag. Karma is a bitch. (and maybe I have some coming my way but thats fine bc I’m sure I deserve it) > > My $0.02 :thumbup it depends on what u mean by a complete scumbag and how you came about that conclusion … probably some shit u dont know about first hand :retardclap ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/69 "2009-06-25T21:17:59Z")
All the ‘good’ he ever did is negated by putting little boys penis’ in his mouth. Some things are forgiveable, but not shit like that. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/70 "2009-06-25T21:29:19Z")
Chris07SS hears a scribbling notebad, looks up, and notices PJB taking notes on the subject. ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/71 "2009-06-25T21:35:33Z")
Michael Jackson didn’t die of a heart attack, he died of food poisoning from eating 12 year olds nuts Great loss to the music world, RIP you pee pee toucher ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/72 "2009-06-25T21:59:38Z")
PJB Spelled backwards: BJP Without the ending: BJ BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVERR Coincidence? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/73 "2009-06-26T05:52:46Z")
[quote=“skierdood,post:39,topic:19617"”] Waiting for Justin to chime in. [/quote] :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/74 "2009-06-26T05:55:32Z")
> [@First time Home Buyer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-time-home-buyer/19882/18): > > Everyone has it in their away messages, status updates, etc. > > When did everyone care so much about the (wo)man everyone loved to hate? Not only that, people are acting like he was some close relative or something. :rofl +1. I think the guy was nuts. What would possibly drive someone to change themselves physically the way he did? I mean, a boob job (not for him - just in general) or whatever…cool. But to change your skin and/or entire face? That’s retarded. Guy was a whack job. People die everyday. It’s life. Move on. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/75 "2009-06-26T06:13:05Z")
I like/liked some of his music for parties ect, but the guy looks like a total freak. I don’t care what happened to him. ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/76 "2009-06-26T06:18:33Z")
Mj died from eating 12 year old nuts ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/77 "2009-06-26T07:58:51Z")
> [@play station 3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/play-station-3/19892/11): > > +1. > > I think the guy was nuts. What would possibly drive someone to change themselves physically the way he did? I mean, a boob job (not for him - just in general) or whatever…cool. **But to change your skin** and/or entire face? That’s retarded. > > Guy was a whack job. People die everyday. It’s life. Move on. another uneducated comment…michael jackson had a skin disease where he had blotches of his skin that were losing pigment and turning white so rather than look like a damn cow with brown and white patches all over himself, he went thru a treatment which got rid of the rest of his skin pigment which was why he was so pale…please dont make ignorant comments without knowing whats going on thank you. no im not butthurt over that topic, but i just personally know somebody with the same condition and they get shit about it all the time from idiots who have no idea whats going on ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/78 "2009-06-26T08:17:39Z")
I’m sorry. Perhaps you can’t read. I believe I put in a ‘and/or’ because I was unsure of that claim (of skin disease or not) but as far as I know, he DID change his face (again, see ‘and/or’)? If either of those are true…that still makes him a whack job and nuts. Anyone who does something like that to themselves has issues. Sorry for not following a celebrity’s life story and knowing the scientific name of the condition he has. Michael Jackson: Born Black Man, Dies White Woman. When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children of the world to be safe… …so God killed Michael Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/79 "2009-06-26T08:53:55Z")
woohoo walmart has a jackson sale… boys pants half off… i also heard because hes 90 percent plastic hes being melted down and their making legos so kids can finally play with him for a change ---
**Author:** ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015/80 "2009-06-26T09:03:17Z")
[quote=“94Gt5.0,post:16,topic:19569"”] He’s still a fuckin creep. Theres a thing on channel 6 on him right now…so gay. [/quote] we’re gonna hear about this shit for the rest of the fucking year now.. lol…every channel has something about it.. fuck it im not having cable installed in the new place until next year.. im not paying 150 a month for that shit.. if all im gonna see is obama and fucking mj lol [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015.md?page=5)