# Microderm Abrasion
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 19, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797 "2007-02-19T14:00:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/21 "2007-02-19T20:27:22Z")
You forgot arrogant.
But at the end of the day I would still have slightly bumpy skin then be a fat mess who harasses people on the internet because my name is green and not blue.
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/22 "2007-02-19T20:29:27Z")
[quote=“zwarbyt,post:20,topic:24797"”]
It’s not recommended for those who have active oral herpes.
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haha that rules you out you slut…
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/23 "2007-02-19T20:30:16Z")
DIY. If you must do it, at least salvage some manhood.
Now seriously, try this shit. It’s like 800 grit for your face.
Don’t go to a salon. Save the money. Put it into the Z. Fag.
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/24 "2007-02-19T20:30:23Z")
i got spotz not herpz
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/25 "2007-02-19T20:31:10Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:23,topic:24797"”]
Save the money. Put it into the Z. Fag.
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best advice that could come out of this thread
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/26 "2007-02-19T20:32:00Z")
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:15,topic:24797"”]
I am not cool enough to have a beard. I also don’t live in the woods, chop lumber or wear flannel shirts.
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but having a beard makes you cool. and the lumberjack comment? CMON!!
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:15,topic:24797"”]
I applied for the beard license and was denied based on a few things, I am not an old man, I can afford razors and shave gel, and most importantly, I like the gainfully employed and non homeless look.
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i have quite the assortment of razors and shaving gels, but i choose not to use them. i have better things to spend my money on. like scotch.
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:15,topic:24797"”]
Also they took half a point off because I do not care for George Michael as a solo artist.
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that wasnt a beard, CMON! that was a metrosexual clean cut 5 o’clock shadow.
i bet you cant even grow one!
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/27 "2007-02-19T20:32:09Z")
Go to bon ton or the like, and look at the Clinique Mens Line. Theres a face scrub that is more or less liquid sandpaper. It does wonders…
And for the record, going to the salon isnt gay, its totally fine.
Carl’s #3 secret: I have had manicures. They rule.
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/28 "2007-02-19T20:33:19Z")
delmonte ftw, but skincare? facials? :tif:
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/29 "2007-02-19T20:33:49Z")
[quote=“zwarbyt,post:28,topic:24797"”]
delmonte
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delmonico steak \> delmonte
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/30 "2007-02-19T20:36:00Z")
[quote=“vq30de,post:29,topic:24797"”]
delmonico steak \> delmonte
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>
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where fat useless mods go to get a rub down and a good fattening meal with the mrs.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/31 "2007-02-19T20:38:05Z")
Beard + BMW + shotgunning beers = man
Microdermabrasion + 300z + wine coolers = huge bleeding vag
burly
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/32 "2007-02-19T20:40:24Z")
BWahahahhaha
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/33 "2007-02-19T20:54:15Z")
[quote=“94wvwglxvr6,post:31,topic:24797"”]
Beard + BMW + shotgunning beers = man
Microdermabrasion + 300z + wine coolers = huge bleeding vag
burly
[/quote]
Jam, don’t go there…
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/34 "2007-02-19T20:55:37Z")
[quote=“Daddie,post:33,topic:24797"”]
Jam, don’t go there…
[/quote]
CMON!!!
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microderm-abrasion/24797/35 "2007-02-19T20:56:42Z")
this thread is done
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