# Mike's Amazing X-MAS gifts thread **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 12, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146 "2005-12-12T05:56:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/1 "2005-12-12T05:56:37Z")
[http://www.redriderleglamps.com/](http://www.redriderleglamps.com/) ![http://www.redriderleglamps.com/images/leftview.jpg](http://www.redriderleglamps.com/images/leftview.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/2 "2005-12-13T10:46:24Z")
found something better get one of these, remind someone of their childhood? [http://www.random-good-stuff.com/random\_good\_stuff/2005/12/bambi\_in\_a\_bott.html](http://www.random-good-stuff.com/random_good_stuff/2005/12/bambi_in_a_bott.html) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/3 "2005-12-13T17:37:47Z")
Table coverts to truncheon and shield ![http://craphound.com/images/safebedsidetable.jpg](http://craphound.com/images/safebedsidetable.jpg) [http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio\_html/sb\_table.html](http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/4 "2005-12-13T17:39:57Z")
**Dangerously strong magnets!** ![http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnetfull1.jpg](http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnetfull1.jpg) > If carrying one into another room, carefully plan the route you will be taking. Computers & monitors will be affected in an entire room. Loose metallic objects and other magnets may become airborne and fly considerable distances - and at great speed - to attach themselves to this magnet. If you get caught in between the two, you can get injured. > Two of these magnets close together can create an almost unbelievable magnetic field that can be very dangerous. Of all the unique items we offer for sale, we consider these two items the most dangerous of all. Our normal packing & shipping personnel refuse to package these magnets - our engineers have to do it. This is no joke and we cannot stress it strongly enough - that you must be extremely careful - and know what you’re doing with these magnets. Take Note: Two of the 3" x 1" disc magnets **can very easily break your arm** if they get out of control. ---
**Author:** ![GT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5e925/32.png) [@GT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GT1)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/5 "2005-12-13T21:02:07Z")
i want one. and i want a room to put it in with nothing else in it. and i want random metalic objects to toss into the room… to see waht they do GT ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/6 "2005-12-13T21:11:32Z")
id take it to clubs with me. And pull mad bitches, with their zippers down. ---
**Author:** ![iQuAGoD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@iQuAGoD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iQuAGoD)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/7 "2005-12-13T21:13:07Z")
How would they even ship it? Wouldn’t it stick the box to the side of the UPS truck? ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/8 "2005-12-13T21:14:06Z")
> [@iQuABoB](#): > > How would they even ship it? Wouldn’t it stick the box to the side of the UPS truck? thats half the fun, watching the ups guy struggle with the fucking box. And i’d order two, just to be a dick. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/9 "2005-12-14T16:45:48Z")
[http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/](http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/) ![http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/images/popup/3/3.jpg](http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/images/popup/3/3.jpg) ![http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/images/3.jpg](http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/images/3.jpg) for the criminal in the family ---
**Author:** ![NeveR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e95f7d/32.png) [@NeveR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NeveR)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/10 "2005-12-14T16:49:36Z")
> [@mikeness](#): > > **Dangerously strong magnets!** > ![http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnetfull1.jpg](http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnetfull1.jpg) > > > If carrying one into another room, carefully plan the route you will be taking. Computers & monitors will be affected in an entire room. Loose metallic objects and other magnets may become airborne and fly considerable distances - and at great speed - to attach themselves to this magnet. If you get caught in between the two, you can get injured. > > Two of these magnets close together can create an almost unbelievable magnetic field that can be very dangerous. Of all the unique items we offer for sale, we consider these two items the most dangerous of all. Our normal packing & shipping personnel refuse to package these magnets - our engineers have to do it. This is no joke and we cannot stress it strongly enough - that you must be extremely careful - and know what you’re doing with these magnets. Take Note: Two of the 3" x 1" disc magnets **can very easily break your arm** if they get out of control. That’s from the unitednuclear site! they have so much ridiculously amazing stuff. > **[United Nuclear , Scientific Equipment & Supplies](https://www.unitednuclear.com/)** > > United Nuclear : - What's New Radiation and Nuclear Chemistry Tools And Equipment Electronic & Electrical General Science General Interest Neodymium Magnets Gift Certificates Area 51 Restricted to UPS Only Element Samples High Voltage Solar Power... ---
**Author:** ![spd-dmn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spd-dmn/32/5513_2.png) [@spd-dmn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spd-dmn)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/11 "2005-12-14T16:58:40Z")
> [@NeveR](#): > > [quote=mikeness] **Dangerously strong magnets!** > ![http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnetfull1.jpg](http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnetfull1.jpg) > > > If carrying one into another room, carefully plan the route you will be taking. Computers & monitors will be affected in an entire room. Loose metallic objects and other magnets may become airborne and fly considerable distances - and at great speed - to attach themselves to this magnet. If you get caught in between the two, you can get injured. > > Two of these magnets close together can create an almost unbelievable magnetic field that can be very dangerous. Of all the unique items we offer for sale, we consider these two items the most dangerous of all. Our normal packing & shipping personnel refuse to package these magnets - our engineers have to do it. This is no joke and we cannot stress it strongly enough - that you must be extremely careful - and know what you’re doing with these magnets. Take Note: Two of the 3" x 1" disc magnets **can very easily break your arm** if they get out of control. That’s from the unitednuclear site! they have so much ridiculously amazing stuff. [www.unitednuclear.com](http://www.unitednuclear.com)[/quote] finally a place to get radioactive ore. that’s the last part i need. ---
**Author:** ![Bero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bero)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/12 "2005-12-14T21:02:52Z")
> [@mikeness](#): > > [http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/](http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/) > > for the criminal in the family im not so sure i’d want to buy that white hoodie… might get my ass beaten in by the african american groups of canada… lol ---
**Author:** ![240sxy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/91b2a8/32.png) [@240sxy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240sxy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/13 "2005-12-15T02:40:10Z")
> [@Bero](#): > > [quote=mikeness][http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/](http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/) > > for the criminal in the family im not so sure i’d want to buy that white hoodie… might get my ass beaten in by the african american groups of canada… lol[/quote] I love this one the best id totally rock it! but yeah the white one is risky business for sure!! muahah ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/14 "2005-12-15T02:41:16Z")
I’d wear a white one, but i’m afraid to get it dirty. I’m ordering the black one, just because the camo one doesnt look too good, and red isnt my colour. Well not on my clothes anyways. ---
**Author:** ![240sxy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/91b2a8/32.png) [@240sxy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240sxy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/15 "2005-12-15T02:54:25Z")
you are getting it eh? awesome!! id like the black one 4 sure! its awesome ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/16 "2005-12-15T02:55:51Z")
Yeah it goes well with my creepy personality. Duties is gonna be a bitch though, but whatever. It should make for a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![GT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5e925/32.png) [@GT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GT1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/17 "2005-12-15T09:09:21Z")
[http://www.sillytown.com/weenies/](http://www.sillytown.com/weenies/) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAM!!! GT ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/18 "2005-12-15T09:25:19Z")
Oh, they have those at the Condom Shack, they’re pretty kick ass. They also have a lot of other wicked prank gifts, I bought my buddy a box of tiny condoms :lol: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/19 "2005-12-15T11:49:37Z")
> [@Solarian](#): > > I bought my buddy a box of tiny condoms :lol: yeah, your ‘little buddy’ :hsugh: … ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146/20 "2005-12-15T19:20:27Z")
> [@mikeness](#): > > [quote=Solarian]I bought my buddy a box of tiny condoms :lol: yeah, your ‘little buddy’ :hsugh: …[/quote] Dagger! I can’t keep up with your wit 😉 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mikes-amazing-x-mas-gifts-thread/91146.md?page=2)