# Mini Cooper VS. Chevy Tahoe

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 28, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919 "2008-11-28T22:15:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919/1 "2008-11-28T22:15:53Z")

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Who would win?

![http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/11/MOZ_Mini_Vs_Tahoe_2.jpg](http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/11/MOZ_Mini_Vs_Tahoe_2.jpg)

![http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/11/MOZ_Mini_Vs_Tahoe_1.jpg](http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/11/MOZ_Mini_Vs_Tahoe_1.jpg)

> **[Chevy Tahoe Messes With Texas Mini Cooper, Pays Price](https://jalopnik.com/5096933/chevy-tahoe-messes-with-texas-mini-cooper-pays-price)**
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> Some SUV buyers tend to feel that they're captaining the dreadnoughts of the road, impervious to all harm and thus free to futz with cupholders and electronic gadgetry rather than pay attention to traffic signals. In this incident in Texas-...

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919/2 "2008-11-28T22:56:12Z")

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if it was head on obv the tahoe, its easy to go underneath a car and fuck it up.

look at how corners tackle running backs… they dont try to tackle them head on, they take an angle and go low  
which is wat the mini did:mamoru:

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919/3 "2008-11-28T23:33:17Z")

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both totaled who cares… my girl (crown vic) hit a saturn and destroyed the back of it. there was a 2 inch scratch on her bumper.

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919/4 "2008-11-29T05:50:49Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> both totaled who cares… my girl (crown vic) hit a saturn and destroyed the back of it. there was a 2 inch scratch on her bumper.

You have a modded vette and an M3 and you let your girl rock around in a crown vic? geesh

Atleast hook her up with a cavalier or something :lol:

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**Author:** ![SOLITUDE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@SOLITUDE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SOLITUDE)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919/5 "2008-11-29T06:07:08Z")

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me and my friend were drivin arnd in his old caddy and we got rear ended buy a jimmy and its was pushed in till the motor and we only had a chrome chip on the rear bumper heheh

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**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919/6 "2008-11-29T07:06:21Z")

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you used and a lot in that sentance

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**Author:** ![Danny\_Boy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/danny_boy/32/5079_2.png) [@Danny\_Boy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Danny_Boy)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919/7 "2008-11-29T07:29:06Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> both totaled who cares… my girl (crown vic) hit a saturn and destroyed the back of it. there was a 2 inch scratch on her bumper.

:headbang:

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**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919/8 "2008-11-29T15:37:15Z")

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> [@suzukifreek](#):
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> me and my friend were drivin arnd in his old caddy and we got rear ended buy a jimmy and its was pushed in till the motor and we only had a chrome chip on the rear bumper heheh

wat

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mini-cooper-vs-chevy-tahoe/58919/9 "2008-11-29T17:37:45Z")

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> [@2TurboZ](#):
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> You have a modded vette and an M3 and you let your girl rock around in a crown vic? geesh
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> Atleast hook her up with a cavalier or something :lol:

We already talked about this. When she moves down to Houston, she either wants a new camaro, or a diesel truck. Either one will end up being black with black rims. 🙂

> [@Danny\_Boy](#):
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> :headbang:

We have a soft spot in our hearts for “vicors”.

I still have to swap in a terminator drive train and make one a 600hp sleeper. Narrowed ford 9inch with weld pro stars… ugh
