# MJ Autopsy

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 28, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073 "2009-06-28T18:44:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/1 "2009-06-28T18:44:57Z")

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Aparently Micheal Jackson did not die from cardiac arrest. The autopsy showed that he died from food poisioning. He ate 12 year old nuts. :lol

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/2 "2009-06-28T18:45:44Z")

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wow. i got this in a text about ~13 seconds after he died.

way to go

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**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/3 "2009-06-28T18:46:40Z")

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Well i got a kick out of it. Im sorry im not up on the MJ jokes

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/4 "2009-06-28T18:46:53Z")

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yeah, i think i’ve seen this “joke” probabllyyyyyyyy over 25 times now

along with the 7 year old wieners, and “kids can go out and play safely now”, and whatever other lame MJ joke there has been since he died.

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/5 "2009-06-28T18:48:21Z")

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ya there was 0498u230984203498 of them made the second he died.

the whole MJ thing got so old. QUICK.

hes dead and i want him dead… if that makes sence. in a way i never want to hear thiller on the radio 8 times in a row. or play billy jean and beat it on fucking 104.9 and 106.5.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/6 "2009-06-28T18:48:36Z")

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might as well throw in the Lego joke too

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/7 "2009-06-28T18:49:34Z")

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MJ cd sales at walmart went up the day he died.

Rotterdam was sold out at 9pm. PATHETIC

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**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/8 "2009-06-28T20:02:10Z")

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welcome to my post in the MJ thread…

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/9 "2009-06-28T20:03:41Z")

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MJ is a legend.  
Fuck off.

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/10 "2009-06-28T20:15:51Z")

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I have a MJ Mii on my Wii now… that sounds dirty

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**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073/11 "2009-06-28T20:57:23Z")

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> [@where to get sabres jerseys?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-to-get-sabres-jerseys/19959/9):
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> Aparently Micheal Jackson did not die from cardiac arrest. The autopsy showed that he died from food poisioning. He ate 12 year old nuts. :lol

Id rather eat 12 year old nuts then tell 12 year old jokes. It wasnt even that funny the first time
