# MJOLNIR! Is the name.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 2, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772 "2007-09-02T23:15:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/41 "2007-09-07T10:05:43Z")

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The Donkeys

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/42 "2007-09-07T10:06:11Z")

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jj junket and the junkettes

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**Author:** ![Janus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@Janus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janus)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/43 "2007-09-07T10:18:48Z")

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[quote=“JoesTypeS,post:38,topic:34772"”]

pen blew up in dryer

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its funny cause its true.

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/44 "2007-09-07T10:20:25Z")

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I’m in a band too. We’re called **Hellspawn Warhammers of the Nordic Wind**. We play pulverizing war metal mixed with barbaric hate. We just recorded our first demo, and we’re gonna take over the world. I sent you a copy. Tell me what you think.

Satanically yours,

- Kip #\*@!in’ Benson, AKA _Hatebringer_

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/45 "2007-09-07T10:24:49Z")

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“Awesome Band”

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/46 "2007-09-07T11:22:35Z")

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snail trail

ftw

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/47 "2007-09-07T11:43:10Z")

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The Salty Slugs

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**Author:** ![skatanic28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@skatanic28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skatanic28)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/48 "2007-09-07T12:33:17Z")

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[quote=“Haenszel,post:44,topic:34772"”]

I’m in a band too. We’re called **Hellspawn Warhammers of the Nordic Wind**. We play pulverizing war metal mixed with barbaric hate. We just recorded our first demo, and we’re gonna take over the world. I sent you a copy. Tell me what you think.

Satanically yours,

- Kip #\*@!in’ Benson, AKA _Hatebringer_

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🤣

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**Author:** ![myHonda1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/myhonda1/32/4960_2.png) [@myHonda1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/myHonda1)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/49 "2007-09-07T12:41:14Z")

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farmer fred and the foreskin flakes

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/50 "2007-09-07T12:46:52Z")

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[quote=“Haenszel,post:44,topic:34772"”]

I’m in a band too. We’re called **Hellspawn Warhammers of the Nordic Wind**. We play pulverizing war metal mixed with barbaric hate. We just recorded our first demo, and we’re gonna take over the world. I sent you a copy. Tell me what you think.

Satanically yours,

- Kip #\*@!in’ Benson, AKA _Hatebringer_

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i love you.

red rocket and the cock knockin’ quartet

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/51 "2007-09-07T12:52:48Z")

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I always thought that “soccer mom’s and the divorced 30 somethings” would be a good name for a band lol

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/52 "2007-09-07T12:55:27Z")

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Sloppy Tits, and the Sandy Crotch.

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/53 "2007-09-07T13:34:39Z")

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you named it MJOLNIR?

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**Author:** ![black\_vengeance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@black\_vengeance](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/black_vengeance)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/54 "2007-09-07T22:01:31Z")

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![http://re3.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2654659936](http://re3.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2654659936)  
UNSC Spartan 2 MJOLNIR Mark VI assault armor

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**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/55 "2007-09-07T22:40:33Z")

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Wow nobody said “Shitty Beatles”

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**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 1:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/56 "2007-09-08T01:45:05Z")

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this thread delivers :tup:

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/57 "2007-09-09T08:02:49Z")

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[quote=“Dex,post:53,topic:34772"”]

you named it MJOLNIR?

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(directed at the filthy russian)

Fucking asshat.

I don’t think you understand how awesome Mjolnir is… and how lame it is to name your band after a hammer. Name it Dewalt or something…

And, nobody outside of the chess club, and or a serious Marvel fan will know how to pronounce it or know what it is.

Change the name, and try to keep face.

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/58 "2007-09-09T16:08:53Z")

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[quote=“Jack,post:57,topic:34772"”]

(directed at the filthy russian)

Fucking asshat.

I don’t think you understand how awesome Mjolnir is… and how lame it is to name your band after a hammer. Name it Dewalt or something…

And, nobody outside of the chess club, and or a serious Marvel fan will know how to pronounce it or know what it is.

Change the name, and try to keep face.

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correction. no one outside of greek mythologists, marvel comic fans, bungie/halo/marathon geeks (like myself), and german black metal fans will know what it is or how to pronounce it.

i digress, the whole point of this post is there’s already a band named Mjolnir.

i roffled at dewalt. you could name the band “Dewalt and the Hammer Drills”.

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**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/59 "2007-09-09T16:21:13Z")

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That band has sense broken up, I looked into it. There are also many spellings of it through many translations so just picking a different spelling won’t be a problem.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/60 "2007-09-09T16:23:45Z")

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haha

I was primarily kidding… but the russian guy doesn’t seem to be Asgardian.

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