# Moms house got robbed, epic burglar fail

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**Created:** [May 6, 2010, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963 "2010-05-06T08:18:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ender](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ender/32/6367_2.png) [@Ender](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ender)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/1 "2010-05-06T08:18:53Z")

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Yesterday my mom came home to find a strange car in her driveway. She parked in the garage (not connected to the house) and started walking toward the house when she noticed a window was pried open. She called 911 and a sheriff happened to be on our street already. Sheriffs arrived in two minutes, drew their weapons and arrested some 54 year old fatass in our kitchen at gunpoint. Within 10 minutes there were 10 sheriff and state trooper cars at her house. The guy had a total of about $30 worth of shit in a pillowcase and been to jail before for armed robbery before. Fucking epic fail.

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/2 "2010-05-06T08:21:38Z")

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Glad to hear he got what he deserved

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**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/3 "2010-05-06T08:23:45Z")

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wow glad to hear this guy is a fucking idiot and is going back to jail

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**Author:** ![Ender](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ender/32/6367_2.png) [@Ender](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ender)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/4 "2010-05-06T08:27:24Z")

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we got robbed once before when I was in 4th grade too. Her house is in a neighborhood but its on the edge and we have trees around it so the neighbors can’t see it well so i guess its a target.

she sees sketchy cars all the time that slow down and creep by in front of our house and some that even drive around our driveway! (it’s U shaped) Exit 8 in CP’s becoming dangerous haha.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/5 "2010-05-06T08:35:48Z")

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Too bad he didn’t get shot!

Good to hear man.

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/6 "2010-05-06T08:57:36Z")

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def too bad he didn’t get shot. would be 10x more epic if your mas hit em with some 00 buck. LOL

Glad it worked out well for her though!!!

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/7 "2010-05-06T09:05:18Z")

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this happened in vischer ferry?

wooow. I’m getting a shotgun.

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**Author:** ![Ender](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ender/32/6367_2.png) [@Ender](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ender)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/8 "2010-05-06T09:06:47Z")

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> [@Who makes the F\*ckin car payments?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-makes-the-f-ckin-car-payments/31694/43):
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> this happened in vischer ferry?
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> wooow. I’m getting a shotgun.

almost, end of boyack rd.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/9 "2010-05-06T09:20:37Z")

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glad ur moms is ok man.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/10 "2010-05-06T09:51:54Z")

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Glad everything worked out man… your sig cracks me up every time i watch

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**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/11 "2010-05-06T11:27:27Z")

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> [@My new Project car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-project-car/31696/8):
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> Yesterday my mom came home to find a strange car in her driveway. She parked in the garage (not connected to the house) and started walking toward the house when she noticed a window was pried open. She called 911 and a sheriff happened to be on our street already. Sheriffs arrived in two minutes, drew their weapons and arrested some 54 year old fatass in our kitchen at gunpoint. Within 10 minutes there were 10 sheriff and state trooper cars at her house. The guy had a total of about $30 worth of shit in a pillowcase and been to jail before for armed robbery before. Fucking epic fail.

Was this on the news or in the paper? I heard about this story somewhere earlier today.

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**Author:** ![Ender](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ender/32/6367_2.png) [@Ender](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ender)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/12 "2010-05-06T11:42:09Z")

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> [@FS: Nitrous System](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-nitrous-system/29720/17):
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> Was this on the news or in the paper? I heard about this story somewhere earlier today.

Yea I think it was in both. I was surprised to see it made the news.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/13 "2010-05-06T12:21:09Z")

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Thats why I am putting a sign on my front and rear doors on my house: “home owner has guns, and is not afraid to use them”

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/14 "2010-05-06T13:21:32Z")

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glad ur mom’s okay and that idiot got busted red handed

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/15 "2010-05-06T15:14:35Z")

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> [@Stock 04 GTO \< STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stock-04-gto-sti/31700/11):
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> glad ur mom’s okay and that idiot got busted red handed

+23423432

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/16 "2010-05-06T17:51:38Z")

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Glad your mom is ok.

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/17 "2010-05-06T19:02:36Z")

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wow glad shes ok!

i wish someone would break into my house, i honestly think about it at least once every few days :evilking

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/18 "2010-05-06T19:07:48Z")

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my momma lives off of boyack also bang a left at the sharp left hand turn , its down that way

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**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/19 "2010-05-06T19:13:03Z")

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> [@FS:92 Turbo Hatch \*S O L D\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-92-turbo-hatch-s-o-l-d/31293/54):
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> almost, end of boyack rd.

Shit… Thats like a few blocks from me…

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**Author:** ![aldog1330](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aldog1330/32/6517_2.png) [@aldog1330](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aldog1330)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moms-house-got-robbed-epic-burglar-fail/251963/20 "2010-05-07T06:10:48Z")

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Glad to hear she’s safe.

He’s a dumbass. Was he raiding your fridge?

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