# Monkey Rental? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 6, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631 "2008-06-06T08:19:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Maksim2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dec6dc/32.png) [@Maksim2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Maksim2000)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/21 "2008-06-06T11:14:39Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > … hold his kid’s party at the zoo. That might be the only option here as well… ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/22 "2008-06-06T11:32:46Z")
> [@Cavi Mike](#): > > I’m not so sure what you mean because here is the thread: > > [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45991&highlight=monkey](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45991&highlight=monkey) i being the OP, never had a thread before. You made it sound like i started a similar thread again, just under a different user name. Not the case. That link has already been posted in this thread. Besides, this is looking for temporary entertainment at the expense of a primate, not to purchase for keep. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/23 "2008-06-06T11:43:13Z")
“temporary entertainment at the expense of a primate” lol ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/24 "2008-06-06T12:14:47Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > i being the OP, never had a thread before. You made it sound like i started a similar thread again, just under a different user name. Not the case. That link has already been posted in this thread. > > Besides, this is looking for temporary entertainment at the expense of a primate, not to purchase for keep. Did cougarspeed get point-and-laugh economics ratified yet? If so then just go find yourself a poor person if you want to laugh at a primate. ---
**Author:** ![Maksim2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dec6dc/32.png) [@Maksim2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Maksim2000)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/25 "2008-06-06T12:25:17Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Did cougarspeed get point-and-laugh economics ratified yet? If so then just go find yourself a poor person if you want to laugh at a primate. Bonus points for making the poor person wear a gorilla suit. ---
**Author:** ![PumiceT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@PumiceT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PumiceT)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/26 "2008-06-06T12:27:49Z")
Seriously looking for a pony for my brother’s summer party (he has kids)… Anyone know where to get a pony rental? (No sex to be had with said pony, believe it or not.) ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/27 "2008-06-06T12:39:12Z")
Kinky Kelly? ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/28 "2008-06-06T12:50:27Z")
> [@PumiceT](#): > > Seriously looking for a pony for my brother’s summer party (he has kids)… Anyone know where to get a pony rental? (No sex to be had with said pony, believe it or not.) i also have one of them… but are you looking to ride said pony?? b/c the one i have is a small lil guy that can only hold about 20lbs back to OP… you would think there is something around ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/29 "2008-06-06T13:17:17Z")
WTF here people? Nobody knows were to find a monkey for hire? BJ’s Odd Jobs? ---
**Author:** ![sickboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@sickboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sickboy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/30 "2008-06-06T15:28:46Z")
and just what do you think a monkey would do, put on a juggling show? Let the kids pet him? Any but the most well trained ones would be more likely to bite the kids or piss on them than anything, if you’re lucky that’s all it would do. Seriously. The few well trained ones probably already work at a circus. Take the kids to the zoo or said circus if they want to see a monkey. ---
**Author:** ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/31 "2008-06-06T15:59:18Z")
It would be great to see all the kids getting poo flung at them ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/32 "2008-06-06T16:18:30Z")
I went to a B-day party that had a monkey. Actually two monkeys. Mind you that was 20-some years ago. It was the greatest thing ever! Good luck with your search! ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631/33 "2008-06-06T16:19:56Z")
I went to a B-day party that had a monkey. Actually two monkeys. Mind you that was 20-some years ago. It was the greatest thing ever! Good luck with your search! I wish I could tell you the name of the guy that brought them but I was \< 10 at the time. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monkey-rental/49631.md?page=1)