# Most hilarious internet ownage EVER! **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 11, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075 "2004-09-11T14:10:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/1 "2004-09-11T14:10:09Z")
Ok. OT sponsored a contest in which the funniest/most creative hand sketched image of Goatse placed somewhere in public would win a 5 disk DVD changer (if you dont know what goatse is, /yourself). Various entries were submitted (pictures will be provided), including one user who, with a friend, placed a few dozen copies of goatse on the windows of an elementary school, in a post office, and hung a giant banner from an overpass. A few days later, the police arrested them. They had gone on OT and taken the pictures and their posts as evidence. The OT user Chrysler, and his friend are now both facing 10 year felony charges for providing lewd material to minors. **Link to Thread Detailing the arrest:** [Ownage Thread](http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=1289657&page=1&pp=25) **Link to Local new stations report (RM, cut and paste):**RM VIDEO CLIP **Mugshots:** **Link to re-host of pics from the contest:** [Goatse Placement Project Pics](http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=422251) **Article on local news stations website:** > Sketch display leads to arrests > Web posted Friday, September 10, 2004 > By Jeremy Craig | Staff Writer > > NORTH AUGUSTA - They told police they thought they’d win a DVD player. > > Jonathon Nelson Johnson is charged with disseminating obscene materials to a minor, according to the North Augusta Department of Public Safety. > Special > > Marcus Boyd Oellerichare is charged with disseminating obscene materials to a minor, according to the North Augusta Department of Public Safety. > Special > > Instead, two North Augusta men received a jail cell after authorities said they had taped obscene drawings to the windows of an elementary school and hung drawings on a sheet over Martintown Road, officials said Friday. > > Jonathon Nelson Johnson, 25, and Robert Marcus Boyd Oellerich, 26, both of North Augusta, were charged with disseminating obscene materials to a minor, according to the North Augusta Department of Public Safety. > > Detective Tim Thornton, the agency’s public information officer, said the investigation started after a school official found several obscene drawings taped to some exterior windows at Hammond Hill Elementary School on Aug. 31. > > A similar drawing was also found posted on a bulletin board at the Post Office on Georgia Avenue, and a larger version of the drawing was depicted on a fabric sheet hung from the Greeneway Bridge over West Martintown Road, he said. > > The detective said the men told police that they placed the drawings around town as part of an Internet contest, where the grand prize was a five-disc DVD player. > > He said authorities were able to find pictures of the men placing the sheet on the Greeneway Bridge on the Internet. > > Detective Thornton said he was unsure of the organization that sponsored the contest the men claimed to be entering. > > “As for information about the contest, it is irrelevant to us,” he said. “It doesn’t change the fact that they did what they did.” > > He said the men did not have criminal records. > > Under South Carolina law, the offense of disseminating obscene materials to a minor is not specifically listed as an offense that requires registration as a sex offender. > > However, the law provides that judges can order people convicted of an offense not specifically listed to register if the solicitor can provide good cause why it is necessary. > > The offense is a felony under South Carolina law, punishable by a maximum of 10 years in prison They did not win the contest, and would be facing much less of a charge if they had just tried to steal one from Best Buy. :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/2 "2004-09-11T15:58:13Z")
goatse? 😕 durrrrrrrrrrrrr ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/3 "2004-09-11T15:59:46Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#): > > goatse? 😕 durrrrrrrrrrrrr > **[goatse.cx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx)** > > goatse.cx (/ˈɡoʊtsi dɒt ˌsiː ˈɛks/ GOHT-see-dot-see-EKS, /ˈɡoʊtˌsɛks/; "goat sex"), often spelled without the .cx top-level domain as Goatse, is an internet domain that originally housed an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture entitled .mw-parser-output .monospaced{font-family:monospace,monospace}hello.jpg, showing a close-up of a hunched-over naked man using both hands to stretch open his anus and expose his red rectum lit by the camera flash. > The photo became an Internet m... [http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/](http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/) ---
**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/4 "2004-09-11T16:19:37Z")
genmay :kekegay: and posting that shit at an elementary school is fucked up. i’m glad they got caught. ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/5 "2004-09-11T16:29:11Z")
the guy on the left looks like Logik 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/6 "2004-09-11T16:34:05Z")
> [@Blue4](#): > > the guy on the left looks like Logik 😉 he isnt even azn. :hs: ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/7 "2004-09-11T16:34:55Z")
> [@Logik](#): > > he isnt even azn. :hs: you’re Azn? YOU GET OUT AND BUY NOW! ---
**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/8 "2004-09-11T16:36:03Z")
> [@Blue4](#): > > you’re Azn? > > YOU GET OUT AND BUY NOW! One of ‘me’ is 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/9 "2004-09-11T16:39:08Z")
> [@Logik](#): > > One of ‘me’ is 🙂 one of you… that could mean that Logik is a collective of people. Or you’re a male whore and you spread you seed, and unfortunately it has reached asia. Or you just banged some asian ho on the street corner 🙂 or your significant other is asian. Or one of your parents is asian. ---
**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/10 "2004-09-11T16:49:17Z")
> [@Blue4](#): > > one of you… that could mean that Logik is a collective of people. > > Or you’re a male whore and you spread you seed, and unfortunately it has reached asia. Or you just banged some asian ho on the street corner 🙂 > > or your significant other is asian. > > Or one of your parents is asian. One of those is true but im not saying which… though it is the most literal one. :hsdance: ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/11 "2004-09-11T16:58:37Z")
> [@Logik](#): > > One of those is true but im not saying which… though it is the most literal one. :hsdance: it’s either you’re really not 1 person, but a few. Or one of your parents are. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/12 "2004-09-11T17:01:46Z")
🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/13 "2004-09-11T17:22:28Z")
> [@Blue4](#): > > it’s either you’re really not 1 person, but a few. maybe Logik is an account used by a secret elite group of OGers to fuck with gullibe n00bs… Nah. :kekegay: :eek3: ---
**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/14 "2004-09-11T17:28:23Z")
> [@Blue4](#): > > Or one of your parents are. IBExit8FamilyDrama ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/15 "2004-09-11T17:29:47Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > maybe Logik is an account used by a secret elite group of OGers to fuck with gullibe n00bs… > > Nah. :kekegay: > > :eek3: you know… I’ve been on two other boards before, where such a thing has happend. One of the Admins, was actually just a collection of people, but posted as one entity, and passed themself off as just 1 person. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/16 "2004-09-11T18:22:13Z")
reminds me of the movie identity :kekegay: i sure hope logik isnt going to go around and start murdering people now :scared: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/17 "2004-09-11T18:24:00Z")
> [@Blue4](#): > > you know… I’ve been on two other boards before, where such a thing has happend. One of the Admins, was actually just a collection of people, but posted as one entity, and passed themself off as just 1 person. well, im SURE that certainly isnt the case here… I mean, Slowcamaro has his name and address… :bowrofl:!!! :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-hilarious-internet-ownage-ever/169075/18 "2004-09-11T18:30:04Z")
> [@Logik](#): > > IBExit8FamilyDrama :lockd: