# most ironic DUI?

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 6, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-ironic-dui/75803 "2009-11-06T11:34:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-ironic-dui/75803/1 "2009-11-06T11:34:53Z")

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maybe he wasn’t flexable enough to see how drunk he was

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> NOVEMBER 2–A Halloween reveler dressed up as a Breathalyzer machine was arrested early Sunday for drunk driving. James Miller, an **18-year-old college student** , was busted in Oxford, Ohio **after cops spotted him driving in the wrong direction on a one-way street. An actual Breathalyzer machine recorded Miller’s blood alcohol content as .158** , nearly twice the state’s legal limit. Miller, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with underage drinking and DUI, according to an [Oxford Police Department report](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1102091breath2.html). Officers discovered an open can of Bud Light in the vehicle’s center console and the remains of a case of beer on the passenger seat and in the trunk. Miller’s costume, which retails for about $30, includes three sobriety levels: Boring, Life of the Party, and Sotally Tober. It also includes a well-placed plastic tube with the instructions “Blow Here.”

> **[Breathalyzer Man Collared](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/breathalyzer-man-busted)**
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> NOVEMBER 2--A Halloween reveler dressed up as a Breathalyzer machine was arrested early Sunday for drunk driving.
> James Miller, an 18-year-old college student, was busted in Oxford, Ohio after cops sp

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**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-ironic-dui/75803/2 "2009-11-06T11:37:13Z")

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I laughed.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-ironic-dui/75803/3 "2009-11-06T11:47:33Z")

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Hahah thats awesome. I bet he was a riot in the holding cell with out drunk people trying to blow him.

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/most-ironic-dui/75803/4 "2009-11-06T11:52:35Z")

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🤣
