# Motherfucking ow. (Idk if you'd call this gore, but there's blood.)

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 14, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796 "2009-03-14T14:10:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/1 "2009-03-14T14:10:48Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/bennyfizzle/utf-8BSU1HMDAwMTQuanBn.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/bennyfizzle/utf-8BSU1HMDAwMTQuanBn.jpg)

Got poked in the eye while drunk last night, shit hurts like a mf.

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/2 "2009-03-14T14:12:53Z")

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Hey Cossey, got a new username?

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/3 "2009-03-14T14:14:25Z")

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Oh snap.

Didn’t intend for it to go there :rofl

See the perfect indent of the fingernail? (the raised pink area near the iris)

I can totally still see though.

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/4 "2009-03-14T14:18:36Z")

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Ooof. Yeah, I see it. Ow.

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/5 "2009-03-14T14:21:23Z")

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ffffffuuuuuuuuuu

:ohnoes

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### Author: ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/6 "2009-03-14T14:23:20Z")

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Looks painful. Shouldn’t have pen15’s near your eye.

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/7 "2009-03-14T14:40:18Z")

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yikeeeeees

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/8 "2009-03-14T15:41:51Z")

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sorry kid ,need a little lube in that eye

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/9 "2009-03-14T15:42:40Z")

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Yeah it sucks

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/10 "2009-03-14T15:43:56Z")

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i got some ball snot i can inject in there ,ya just gotta jiggle the coin purse and tug the tube a little

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### Author: ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/11 "2009-03-14T16:40:53Z")

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You should get that looked at, you might have a pretty serious corneal abrasion.

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/12 "2009-03-14T17:20:32Z")

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> [@So I just realized...my civic has come quite a long way.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-just-realized-my-civic-has-come-quite-a-long-way/15528/43):
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> You should get that looked at, you might have a pretty serious corneal abrasion.

:+1

get well soon bitch

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/13 "2009-03-14T18:18:34Z")

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It’s not on my cornea you turd it’s on the sclera

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/14 "2009-03-14T18:20:35Z")

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> [@FS:new price Xbox wmod chip and 26 games +more and guitar+swords](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-new-price-xbox-wmod-chip-and-26-games-more-and-guitar-swords/14854/16):
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> It’s not on my cornea you turd it’s on the sclera

Translation: Fuck you for your concern about my injury!

:rofl

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/15 "2009-03-14T18:22:08Z")

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If the shits not gone in 5 days im def going to have it looked at.

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/16 "2009-03-14T19:12:53Z")

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No for realz, you should probably have someone look at the massive hemorrhage in your eyeball.

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### Author: ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/17 "2009-03-14T19:19:23Z")

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+1 that shit doesn’t look kosher, i prescribe beers at o’tooles

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/18 "2009-03-14T19:23:59Z")

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Dr. Chiplock, how often and when should we get beers at Otooles?

PS: I’m beat and staying in tonight, but next weekend - I’m down.

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### Author: ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/19 "2009-03-14T19:31:09Z")

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I recommend at least 6 beers next saturday night and a solid shout out to our local car scene. I’m staying in too, if you’re free tomorrow hit me up, i’m going to the driving range to try and make some money betting people i can hit the 350 sign, if i don’t, i’m the one with a weapon in my hand, win win

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### Author: ![xreaction](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xreaction/32/6409_2.png) [@xreaction](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xreaction)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motherfucking-ow-idk-if-youd-call-this-gore-but-theres-blood/242796/20 "2009-03-14T20:42:40Z")

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your high

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