# Mrs Claus is gonna be pissed

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 18, 2007, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441 "2007-12-18T10:25:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/1 "2007-12-18T10:25:58Z")

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[http://www.wfsb.com/news/14880112/detail.html](http://www.wfsb.com/news/14880112/detail.html)

> Woman Accused Of Groping Santa  
> Police: Woman Inappropriately Touched Santa At Mall

Just go with it Santa. :cjerk:

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/2 "2007-12-18T10:44:13Z")

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no pics of said woman no care

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/3 "2007-12-18T10:45:26Z")

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> [@66impalass](#):
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> no pics of said woman no care

come on now… what do you really think she looks like if she molestes santa… i PROMISE you she fills out the suit as much as he does

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/4 "2007-12-18T10:50:05Z")

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or she is 18 and hot and was done on a dare…

hence the needs for pictures, fuck if she is fat hang the bitch

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/5 "2007-12-18T10:50:25Z")

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> [@Why i love my new base](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-love-my-new-base/40438/17):
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> ^^shut up
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> and WTF… stop calling my phone by mistake… u did it twice last night…d-bag

holy shit i did thats fucking weird!

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/6 "2007-12-18T10:51:22Z")

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huh, wtf just happened

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/7 "2007-12-18T10:54:02Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> holy shit i did thats fucking weird!

howd you quote from another thread and respond in this one ?

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/8 "2007-12-18T10:57:23Z")

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Fuck me santa  
 ![http://pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-03-09/LaurenGrahamBob.jpg](http://pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-03-09/LaurenGrahamBob.jpg)

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/9 "2007-12-18T11:31:21Z")

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So I go to read the story and see this on the right:

**RELATED STORY**  
 ![http://www.wfsb.com/2007/1218/14881863_240X180.jpg](http://www.wfsb.com/2007/1218/14881863_240X180.jpg)

What Santa do afterwards, drill her? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Muckman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@Muckman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muckman)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/10 "2007-12-18T11:40:07Z")

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Haha the 'ol Jack Hammer style. Always a holiday favorite.

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**Author:** ![Vendetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/4491bb/32.png) [@Vendetta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vendetta)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/11 "2007-12-18T11:59:55Z")

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with a name like Sandrama Lamy how hot do you think she is going to be…and on crutches

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/12 "2007-12-18T12:01:41Z")

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I didn’t know Santa was gay, I guess you learn something every day.

X…

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/13 "2007-12-18T12:07:58Z")

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**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/14 "2007-12-18T12:47:41Z")

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“Sandrama Lamy has been charged with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace.”

1 - How many different degrees of rape are there?

2 - wtf is “breach of peace?” :lol:

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**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mrs-claus-is-gonna-be-pissed/40441/15 "2007-12-18T13:06:42Z")

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what a lame bunch of crap
