# Mule kills Mountian lion **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 17, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205 "2009-02-17T17:27:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tc2357](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tc2357/32/5184_2.png) [@tc2357](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tc2357)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/1 "2009-02-17T17:27:56Z")
A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a Mountain Lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you’ll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision… The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That’s when all hell broke loose… for the lion. As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, than whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride… as if nothing had just happened. sorry pics wont work here is the link [http://www.doesntsuck.com/archives/002310.html](http://www.doesntsuck.com/archives/002310.html) ---
**Author:** ![tc2357](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tc2357/32/5184_2.png) [@tc2357](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tc2357)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/2 "2009-02-17T17:28:53Z")
sorry pics wont work here is the link [http://www.doesntsuck.com/archives/002310.html](http://www.doesntsuck.com/archives/002310.html) ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/3 "2009-02-17T17:29:27Z")
wat? > **[FACT CHECK: Mule vs. Mountain Lion](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mule-vs-mountain-lion/)** > > Photographs show a mule shaking a dead mountain lion, not actually attacking and killing the big cat. ---
**Author:** ![pipedreams96](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pipedreams96/32/5338_2.png) [@pipedreams96](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pipedreams96)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/4 "2009-02-17T17:32:29Z")
wtf ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/5 "2009-02-17T17:35:50Z")
2009 n00bs suck so bad, they don’t even know they suck so bad, so bad. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/6 "2009-02-17T17:37:36Z")
> [@MPD47](#): > > 2009 n00bs suck so bad, they don’t even know they suck so bad, so bad. this guys a 2007 noob, looks like you need to do you noob homework, noob. ---
**Author:** ![tc2357](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tc2357/32/5184_2.png) [@tc2357](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tc2357)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/7 "2009-02-17T17:39:54Z")
i know it was from 2007 i thought i was kinda funny and it made me laugh ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/8 "2009-02-17T17:40:04Z")
He’s still a n00b in 2009, which qualifies him for stupidity. DU DU DURRRRRR ---
**Author:** ![tc2357](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tc2357/32/5184_2.png) [@tc2357](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tc2357)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/9 "2009-02-17T17:41:45Z")
pretty sure that im not a guy y dont you do your homework ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/10 "2009-02-17T17:42:30Z")
> [@tc2357](#): > > i know it was from 2007 i thought i was kinda funny and it made me laugh :fail: i was referring to your join date, not the article you dolt. ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/11 "2009-02-17T17:43:18Z")
Pretty sure you need to learn to spell and use capital letters so you do not fail your homework. ---
**Author:** ![pipedreams96](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pipedreams96/32/5338_2.png) [@pipedreams96](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pipedreams96)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/12 "2009-02-17T17:44:37Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#): > > :fail: i was referring to your join date, not the article you dolt. join date on theirs is 07 and mine would be 06 if i never got banned? still not seeing the sence in what your saying ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/13 "2009-02-17T17:45:51Z")
> [@tc2357](#): > > pretty sure that im not a guy y dont you do your homework YEAH!! DO YO MUTHAFUCKIN HOMEWORK BOBBYG! SHE AINT A GUY!! [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41906](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41906) !! ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/14 "2009-02-17T17:50:07Z")
well now, how would i know that its a female if noods have not been posted? isnt that the general rule? male until proven otherwise… ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/15 "2009-02-17T17:56:10Z")
> [@pipedreams96](#): > > join date on theirs is 07 > and mine would be 06 if i never got banned? > still not seeing the sence in what your saying See, Now you have gone and fucked yourself right in the ass. Furthermore you used bad grammar in the process! ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/16 "2009-02-17T17:58:16Z")
lol…open mouth, insert foot. i have seen enough… ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/17 "2009-02-17T17:59:01Z")
> [@pipedreams96](#): > > join date on theirs is 07 > and mine would be 06 if i never got banned? > still not seeing the sence in what your saying :picard: 👏RETARD ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/18 "2009-02-17T18:01:43Z")
> [@pipedreams96](#): > > join date on theirs is 07 > and mine would be 06 if i never got banned? > still not seeing the sence in what your saying :picard: 👏 RETARD * * * > [@bobbyg1243](#): > > this guys a **2007** **noob** , looks like you need to do you noob homework, noob. join date > [@tc2357](#): > > i know _it_ was from 2007 i thought i was kinda funny and it made me laugh article date > [@bobbyg1243](#): > > :fail: i was referring to your **join date** , **not** the _article_ you dolt. there pipedreams, i broke it down for you ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/19 "2009-02-17T18:06:52Z")
> [@pipedreams96](#): > > join date on theirs is 07 > and mine would be 06 if i never got banned? > still not seeing the sence in what your saying l o l :hay: ---
**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mule-kills-mountian-lion/63205/20 "2009-02-17T18:13:07Z")
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