# Muslims plan to open a mosque at site of World Trade Centers. **URL:** \ **Category:** PolitiSUCK\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731 "2010-08-04T09:46:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/41 "2010-08-04T13:34:14Z")
Cougarspeed was directed to the east side by an angel where he found a golden keg. On this keg were the words of God transcribed in a language only Cougarspeed could understand. Using the mighty power of the LS1 translation device Cougarspeed translated the words and transcribed them into The Book of Beer. After completing the translation the golden keg was returned to the angel before anyone could see it because the angel was adamant about getting his deposit back. All worship the Book of Beer. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/42 "2010-08-04T13:36:34Z")
More people have died in the name of Christianity than in the name of Islam… just sayin’ is all Edit: can you make Bender from Futurama your Deity? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/43 "2010-08-04T13:36:53Z")
Beerontapology (Beer-on-tap-ology) noun: The belief in a higher power looking upon one self in the shape of Devine inebriation. Founded in 2010, this religion practices mostly at the 5 o’clock hour, when the masses flock to ones local watering-hole to seek forgiveness in the shape of fine incantations and bountiful women. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/44 "2010-08-04T13:36:54Z")
Beer. Fridays will be the sabbath. Instead of not being able to eat until sundown, you are not allowed to be sober until sunrise on Saturday. WHAT A COINCIDENCE! THERE’S A BEER FEST THIS FRIDAY! ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/45 "2010-08-04T13:38:11Z")
:bowdown: 🍺 ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/46 "2010-08-04T13:38:16Z")
I think between Jay, Drew and I, we pretty much just made a new religion lol. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/47 "2010-08-04T13:41:01Z")
I’m in… …so long as I still get to touch alter boys inappropriately ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/48 "2010-08-04T13:43:47Z")
The holy grail is a pint glass. Munich is Mecca. Oktoberfest is Channuka. The multiple armed Hindu gods (Brahma, Durga, Ganesha) are all in because they can quadruple or even octuple fist. ---------- Post added at 04:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:42 PM ---------- I think we just found the single truth underlying all religion. I knew enlightenment was at the bottom of a pint glass! ---
**Author:** ![superfan99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@superfan99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/superfan99)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/49 "2010-08-04T13:46:29Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > Let’s do it, I’m in. ^this ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/50 "2010-08-04T13:47:40Z")
So much win going on right now. But I now have to go to school. Night school IN THE SUMMER is a sin in this new religion btw. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/51 "2010-08-04T13:50:01Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > Cougarspeed was directed to the east side by an angel where he found a golden keg. On this keg were the words of God transcribed in a language only Cougarspeed could understand. Using the mighty power of the LS1 translation device Cougarspeed translated the words and transcribed them into The Book of Beer. After completing the translation the golden keg was returned to the angel before anyone could see it because the angel was adamant about getting his deposit back. All worship the Book of Beer. :bigclap: GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE THE FUCK IS BIG CLAP?!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/52 "2010-08-04T13:50:09Z")
The muslims build a church in NYC close to the World Trade center site and all we do is think of ways that we can drink beer. I think we win. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/53 "2010-08-04T13:54:10Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > :bigclap: Glad someone know’s the history of Mormonism 🙂 > **[Golden plates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_plates)** > > According to Latter Day Saint belief, the golden plates (also called the gold plates or in some 19th-century literature, the golden bible) are the source from which Joseph Smith translated the Book of Mormon, a sacred text of the faith. Some accounts from people who reported handling the plates describe the plates as weighing from 30 to 60 pounds (14 to 27 kg), gold in color, and composed of thin metallic pages engraved with hieroglyphics on both sides and bound with three D-shaped rings Smith ... ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/54 "2010-08-04T13:57:13Z")
flying bison beer god? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/55 "2010-08-04T13:57:31Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > Glad someone know’s the history of Mormonism 🙂 > > [Golden plates - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_plates) Is JayS really JS and you’re the reincarnation of Joseph Smith? Only for beer? ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/56 "2010-08-04T16:30:42Z")
some of you guys could not be this funny in person. i laugh much. also, pureXTC promoted to Canadian. ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/57 "2010-08-04T17:32:18Z")
What does that mean? Demoted? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/58 "2010-08-04T17:46:10Z")
> [@PureXTC](#): > > What does that mean? > > Demoted? :lol: 👏 ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/59 "2010-08-04T17:46:29Z")
I’m way cooler in person. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731/60 "2010-08-04T17:47:15Z")
Sigh, let me re-phrase. What does that mean? (serious question) Did you mean to say “demoted”? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muslims-plan-to-open-a-mosque-at-site-of-world-trade-centers/158731.md?page=4)