# Mustache March, who's in?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [February 27, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816 "2008-02-27T07:49:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/1 "2008-02-27T07:49:08Z")
Lets get things straight from the get go shall we. Mustache March is not a contest. As we point out in our manifesto, it’s a cultural movement. For a month. Short-lived by cultural standards, Mustache March will burn brightly while it does. Like most cultural movements, there are “rules” governing who is part of the movement and who is not. The following are the rules and regulations that will govern Mustache March’s short, but brilliant life span.
Rules:
1. All registered participants must be clean-shaven on March 1st, unless they are competing in the pre-existing condition class.
2. Facial hair of any variety is allowed until March 15th, after which point only a mustache is allowed. A mustache is defined as an island of hair that is at least 1cm (root to root) from the nearest body of facial hair. A mustache is an island. Get it? No isthmuses or peninsulas allowed.
3. Registered participants who shave off their mustache prior to judging, or those who refuse to obey to the “island” rule after March 15th are disqualified. Disqualification includes a $20 payment of personal monies to our selected charity, the MACC Fund.
4. Participants will be subjected to a minimum of 2 photographs (before and after) during the course of Mustache March for documentation/humiliation purposes. Additional photography will be solicited. It is highly recommended that you comply to this solicitation for humiliation purposes.
5. Participants will be given a pledge sheet when they register. This sheet and all donations must be turned in prior to judging on March 31st.
[http://www.mustachemarch.com/](http://www.mustachemarch.com/)
_number one rule of mustache is that you don’t talk about mustache.
you have to be willing to wear it like a scar. it’s part of your face._
Here are some examples, feel free to post more - I disagree with a few of the names, the pornstar is more similar to the trucker where I come from.
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### Author:  [@johnj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnj)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/2 "2008-02-27T07:56:27Z")
whats next? Chinstrap April? lol
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### Author:  [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/3 "2008-02-27T08:08:20Z")
I keep hearing rumors that mustaches are making a comeback, we need to embrace its heritage. I suspect it will start as a joke, but think it will escalate rapidly.
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/4 "2008-02-27T08:15:56Z")
if everyone starts growing mustache’s ill be the only one getting laid :crackup
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### Author:  [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/5 "2008-02-27T12:41:42Z")
your just sayin that cuz you cant grow a mustache! ;D
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### Author:  [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/6 "2008-02-27T12:43:13Z")
shit i can grow side burns like a mofo but no mustache god dam it
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/7 "2008-02-27T13:08:05Z")
i can grow a beard in like 4 days but i cant participate and grow a mustache because i go to a military school :headbang
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/8 "2008-02-27T19:45:23Z")
I can only grow a spotty beaner 'stache
w/e fine hair makes shaving easier :nod
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### Author:  [@That\_Blue\_DA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/That_Blue_DA)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/9 "2008-02-27T20:10:56Z")
lol i cant believ someone made this a topic hahah
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### Author:  [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/10 "2008-02-27T21:06:29Z")
get ahold of the guys from super troopers im sure they would be down :lol
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/11 "2008-02-28T06:26:56Z")
> [@That Blue DA](#):
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> lol i cant believ someone made this a topic hahah
you believe that? it wasnt me that posted this! :wow what is this world coming to LOL
Idk if moustaches are coming back in style or whatever. I dont see too too many ppl with em.
This is totally NWS DO NOT Open at work, im SOOOOO not liable if u get canned ----\>\>\> NWS!!! ----\> [http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.clickhere.gr/pictures/images/pics/moustache.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php%3Ft%3D16025&h=443&w=498&sz=81&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=\_5SV-Kv1jgpOkM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmoustache%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.clickhere.gr/pictures/images/pics/moustache.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php%3Ft%3D16025&h=443&w=498&sz=81&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=_5SV-Kv1jgpOkM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmoustache%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)
NWS ^^^^^
thats a hilarious one! we should have a contest where we post that instead. cuz i dont wana look at buncha mugs of you guys with just a moustache. Unless this is a totally legit charity organization then im SOOOOOOOOOOO gettin flamed for it, so I appologize in advance. i think stupid things are funny ;D
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/12 "2008-02-28T06:32:04Z")
^^^ :crackup :crackup
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### Author:  [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2008, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/13 "2008-02-28T06:39:30Z")
i got dibs on the trucker mustache
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/14 "2008-02-28T10:28:35Z")
> [@K-20power](#):
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> ^^^ :crackup :crackup
i thought that was pretty funny 🙂
what do u call that mustache btw? is there a term for it?
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/15 "2008-02-28T11:56:51Z")
we got a winner maybe?
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### Author:  [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/16 "2008-02-28T12:08:24Z")
> [@votblindub](#):
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> you believe that? it wasnt me that posted this! :wow what is this world coming to LOL
> Idk if moustaches are coming back in style or whatever. I dont see too too many ppl with em.
> This is totally NWS DO NOT Open at work, im SOOOOO not liable if u get canned ----\>\>\> NWS!!! ----\> [http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.clickhere.gr/pictures/images/pics/moustache.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php%3Ft%3D16025&h=443&w=498&sz=81&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=\_5SV-Kv1jgpOkM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmoustache%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.clickhere.gr/pictures/images/pics/moustache.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php%3Ft%3D16025&h=443&w=498&sz=81&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=_5SV-Kv1jgpOkM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmoustache%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)
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> NWS ^^^^^
> thats a hilarious one! we should have a contest where we post that instead. cuz i dont wana look at buncha mugs of you guys with just a moustache. Unless this is a totally legit charity organization then im SOOOOOOOOOOO gettin flamed for it, so I appologize in advance. i think stupid things are funny ;D
IDC what anyone says thats great
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### Author:  [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/17 "2008-02-28T12:08:40Z")
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### Author:  [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/18 "2008-02-28T12:10:01Z")
> [@votblindub](#):
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> we got a winner maybe?
that looks like an 11yr old
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [February 29, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/19 "2008-02-29T11:02:38Z")
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### Author:  [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)
#### Post date: [February 29, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustache-march-whos-in/235816/20 "2008-02-29T11:15:52Z")
> [@votblindub](#):
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> we got a winner maybe?
its a Photoshop look at his eyebrows
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