# My AIM Convo with Phillip Crotch... lol

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 30, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312 "2004-03-30T18:07:44Z")
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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/1 "2004-03-30T18:07:44Z")

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the newb from the Rt. 19 thread:

🤣

ZexLude69: whats up bro  
GHETTOBlasTer200: fuck you pussey  
ZexLude69: haha  
ZexLude69: thats funny  
GHETTOBlasTer200: mother fuker  
ZexLude69: talking smack with a barely modded DSM  
GHETTOBlasTer200: haha…ya, u have a sick as sone  
GHETTOBlasTer200: nice deisel front mount u fuckface  
ZexLude69: it has more than a fuel pump and a gutted cat. lol  
GHETTOBlasTer200: maybe u shoulda got a FWD so u wouldnt have to learn how to launch and brake ur car  
ZexLude69: i didnt break my car on the launch  
ZexLude69: lol  
GHETTOBlasTer200: learn how to drive deuch bag  
ZexLude69: dumbass  
GHETTOBlasTer200: it has some nice beer bottles an leaves in it  
ZexLude69: lol  
GHETTOBlasTer200: its fuckin SWEET  
ZexLude69: ill bet  
ZexLude69: so, whats your fastest 1/4 time?  
GHETTOBlasTer200: at least my o2 dump and other mods i have gets me places…i havent seen ur pile move in almost 2 years  
GHETTOBlasTer200: havent taken it there yet homo  
ZexLude69: 2 years. lol  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ur fat as fuck  
ZexLude69: awww, all those mods and no timeslip to back it up. haha  
GHETTOBlasTer200: what did u run fucko  
ZexLude69: faster than you  
ZexLude69: haha  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i hope…im FWD  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ill school u on the street  
GHETTOBlasTer200: fuck the track  
ZexLude69: blah blah, go ride your supra buddy’s nutsack a little harder  
ZexLude69: ohhhh big bad street racer?  
ZexLude69: haha  
GHETTOBlasTer200: its for pusseys that are afraid to get in trouble  
ZexLude69: oh yeah. so maybe i should come out and run stoplight to stoplight in butler like you little ricer fags like to do? thats SOOO cool  
GHETTOBlasTer200: hey…my buddy with the supra is like 6’ 6’’ i cant reach his nutsack…and why are u so worried about his balls for?  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ricer fags? hahahha  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ill give u that one, there is a lot of ricer fags in butler  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i HAVE to give u that one  
ZexLude69: yep, im sure you fit in real well  
ZexLude69: ill bet that most of them are faster than you. i bet that sucks  
GHETTOBlasTer200: thats the thing assfuck…i dont and i try to stay as far away from them as possible  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ya…i got saturns and shit beating me  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ill run u at the track…what do u drive?  
ZexLude69: with the mods you have, i wouldnt be suprised  
ZexLude69: sorry playa, i dont run kids with stock FWD’s. waste of gas  
GHETTOBlasTer200: hahaha  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ok playa  
GHETTOBlasTer200: u got dubs too playa?  
ZexLude69: besides, my steaming pile is broke now anyways. Things break on cars when you actually make power. You’ll understand someday im sure  
GHETTOBlasTer200: this “stock” fwd runs with a modded sti  
ZexLude69: sure it does  
ZexLude69: hahahahaha  
GHETTOBlasTer200: no maybe u just need to learn how to fuckin drive  
GHETTOBlasTer200: really?  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ill send u the vid  
ZexLude69: really? how do you know i cant drive?  
GHETTOBlasTer200: just face it, ur pissed that ur pile doest run and min e does…but since ur in MD…  
ZexLude69: in fact, how DO you know sooo much about me? Have we met before?  
GHETTOBlasTer200: im gunna go go steal ur tdo6  
ZexLude69: really? i have a TD06? i didnt know that.  
GHETTOBlasTer200: well u prolly have a td06  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i mean tdo5  
GHETTOBlasTer200: thats what i heard  
ZexLude69: really? thats funny.  
GHETTOBlasTer200: but regardless ill beat ur car with a bat and steal whatever is slavagable  
ZexLude69: im sure you will  
GHETTOBlasTer200: haha  
GHETTOBlasTer200: like id want anything off that peice of shit  
ZexLude69: then maybe you’ll be able to run faster than a 15 sec 1/4  
GHETTOBlasTer200: hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  
GHETTOBlasTer200: well…maybe because its pointless 1st and 2nd  
ZexLude69: i cant believe you came on Pittspeed and called Jay a joke. He could sell 2 of his turbos and have more money that what you have in your whole car  
GHETTOBlasTer200: he could suck to of our dicks  
GHETTOBlasTer200: quit swinging off his nuts  
ZexLude69: im not swinging off anyones nuts, just pointing out how stupid you are  
GHETTOBlasTer200: im not doubting him as a mechanic…but he couldnt even fix the door poppers on our buddies Si  
ZexLude69: little fag puts a fuel pump on his FWD and he thinks he’s fast. thats precious  
GHETTOBlasTer200: little “fag” put a fuel pump on my car because my egt’s skyrocket u asswipe  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ur a fuck  
ZexLude69: really? and if that so simple to fic a SI door popper, why didnt you do it yourself Mr. Mechanic?  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ill tell u what, next time ur up here, u get a hold of me. and ill meet u somewhere and then we can talk if ur such a badass  
ZexLude69: ooooooooooooooooooo Hardguy!  
GHETTOBlasTer200: funny u said that…i ended up fixing what jay couldnt  
ZexLude69: haha  
ZexLude69: im sure you did.  
GHETTOBlasTer200: hey ur the tough guy  
ZexLude69: haha, thats funny  
GHETTOBlasTer200: wanting to talk to me on aim like a bitch  
GHETTOBlasTer200: u are a fucking idiot  
ZexLude69: either way, you have a beat ass 14 second FWD DSM  
ZexLude69: sucks to be you  
GHETTOBlasTer200: o so now its a 14 second dsm  
GHETTOBlasTer200: at one point u had a slower ass awd  
ZexLude69: well, i guess if you are a half decent driver then it could be  
GHETTOBlasTer200: or maybe thats why it broke…cuz ur stupid ass didnt do any of the mods and u had jay do them  
ZexLude69: so i guess its probably more of a 15 sec DSM with you driving it  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ur a fucking genius…using what i had just previously said to u to come back at me  
ZexLude69: jay didnt do any of my mods. lol  
GHETTOBlasTer200: im sure u didnt either  
GHETTOBlasTer200: actually…jay is a nice guy  
ZexLude69: yeah i know he is  
ZexLude69: that why i got pissed you were talking smack on him for no reason  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i was just saying that he was kind of like taking credit of working or doing the mods to his car  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i just wanted to clear it up that he wasnt  
ZexLude69: he didnt take credit for shit. all he said is that he hopes he can help the guy out.  
ZexLude69: you didnt “just clear shit up” you called him a joke  
GHETTOBlasTer200: thats all…and u got all defensive cuz ur so up his ass  
ZexLude69: yeah, im so up his ass.  
GHETTOBlasTer200: well maybe i could have chose a little better wording  
GHETTOBlasTer200: my bad  
ZexLude69: and thats all i wanted to say to you in this conversation, but you jumped on me before i could get a word in  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ok…now that this has gone on for this long im not even pissed nemore.lol  
ZexLude69: ok  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i just kinda have a bad temper that i loose relatively quick  
ZexLude69: apparantly  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i dont evn kno u  
GHETTOBlasTer200: u dont kno mw  
GHETTOBlasTer200: me  
ZexLude69: yeah  
GHETTOBlasTer200: so what the fuck are we even having this conversation for  
GHETTOBlasTer200: lol  
ZexLude69: because you came on my board acting like a hardass toolbag  
GHETTOBlasTer200: u just kept me going with the shit talkin on my car  
GHETTOBlasTer200: toolbag\>?  
ZexLude69: yeah, pretty much  
GHETTOBlasTer200: huh  
GHETTOBlasTer200: …  
GHETTOBlasTer200: ok…i tried to cool this thing down but u keep sayin shit like that im gunna get all fired up again  
GHETTOBlasTer200: lol  
ZexLude69: you first post you called one of the nicest guys on the board, who would do anything to help anyone out, a “joke”  
ZexLude69: i dont like that too much  
GHETTOBlasTer200: no shit…and i said maybe i coulda chose a little better wording  
ZexLude69: yeah, and i agreed  
GHETTOBlasTer200: fucking drop it  
GHETTOBlasTer200: holy fuck  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i tried and u keep on going on, and on  
ZexLude69: ok  
GHETTOBlasTer200: and the thing where ur talking shit on my car…im in school and i am hurting for money  
GHETTOBlasTer200: im just doing what i can for the time being to keep it quick but stioll reliable  
ZexLude69: good plan  
GHETTOBlasTer200: so dont be on my case about it becaus ei havent even been driving for more that 3 months  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i think im doin pretty damn good if u ask me for a 19 yr old kid  
GHETTOBlasTer200: that is in school 40 hrs a week  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i dont go arond bragging my car up like its the fastest thing on the fucking planet or anything, cuz its not. but when ppl start talking down on my car it kinda pisses me off  
ZexLude69: i can understand that  
GHETTOBlasTer200: i dunno…this is fuckin pointless  
GHETTOBlasTer200: if u really wanna talk ill talk in person. so get a hold of me th enext time ur around  
GHETTOBlasTer200: but im outta here  
ZexLude69: aight. peace

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/2 "2004-03-30T18:10:12Z")

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Cliff Notes-

CRAFTSMAN Specialty:boink :tool:

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### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/3 "2004-03-30T18:11:43Z")

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too much to read

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### Author: ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/4 "2004-03-30T18:12:20Z")

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so who is who??? im confused and that is way toomuch reading i see some jack ass calling another jackass an asshole. so i just stopped reading

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### Author: ![ANdyUPitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/andyupitt/32/5981_2.png) [@ANdyUPitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ANdyUPitt)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/5 "2004-03-30T18:13:03Z")

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:repost:

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/6 "2004-03-30T18:15:30Z")

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> _Originally posted by flyinglow57_   
> **so who is who??? im confused and that is way toomuch reading i see some jack ass calling another jackass an asshole. so i just stopped reading**

me = zexlude

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### Author: ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/7 "2004-03-30T18:18:55Z")

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confirmed…the dude is a complete fucktard

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### Author: ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/8 "2004-03-30T18:19:03Z")

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:ugh2:

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### Author: ![dgramc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dgramc/32/5934_2.png) [@dgramc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dgramc)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/9 "2004-03-30T18:21:54Z")

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> _Originally posted by BlkP42E_   
> **too much to read**

thats like a damn book

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/10 "2004-03-30T18:22:46Z")

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> _Originally posted by dgramc_   
> **thats like a damn book**

yeah its a little long. first half is the only part that needs to be read.

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### Author: ![OnTheRun710](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5fc32e/32.png) [@OnTheRun710](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OnTheRun710)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/11 "2004-03-30T18:24:26Z")

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> _Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64_   
> **confirmed…the dude is a complete fucktard**

he didn’t know what it meant to be called a toolbag:rofl: 🤣

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### Author: ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/12 "2004-03-30T18:29:17Z")

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> _Originally posted by OnTheRun710_   
> **he didn’t know what it meant to be called a toolbag:rofl: 🤣**

toolbag??? i have one of those in the back of the pickup out in my driveway. :dunno:

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### Author: ![ragtop86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@ragtop86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ragtop86)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/13 "2004-03-30T18:43:16Z")

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fawking kids:rolleyes:

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### Author: ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/14 "2004-03-30T18:44:26Z")

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> _Originally posted by ragtop86_   
> **fawking kids:rolleyes:**

hey what you do in your spare time is up to you but i dont need to know about it :hitit:

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### Author: ![ragtop86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@ragtop86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ragtop86)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/15 "2004-03-30T18:46:03Z")

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> _Originally posted by flyinglow57_   
> **hey what you do in your spare time is up to you but i dont need to know about it :hitit:**   
> ah your thinking of MIchael Jackson

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### Author: ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/16 "2004-03-30T18:49:26Z")

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> _Originally posted by ragtop86_   
> **ah your thinking of MIchael Jackson**

why does micheal jackson like twenty-nine year olds???

because there is twenty of them 🤣

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/17 "2004-03-30T18:49:42Z")

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> _Originally posted by flyinglow57_   
> **hey what you do in your spare time is up to you but i dont need to know about it :hitit:**

hahahahahah 😃

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### Author: ![OnTheRun710](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5fc32e/32.png) [@OnTheRun710](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OnTheRun710)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/18 "2004-03-30T20:05:37Z")

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> GHETTOBlasTer200: this “stock” fwd runs with a modded sti

favorite quote through whole convo

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### Author: ![grandamld9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@grandamld9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grandamld9)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/19 "2004-03-30T20:22:39Z")

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:gives:

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### Author: ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-aim-convo-with-phillip-crotch-lol/165312/20 "2004-03-30T20:24:29Z")

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gotta light skin friend … look like micheal jackson

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