# My balls hurt

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 7, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818 "2005-06-07T16:18:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/1 "2005-06-07T16:18:56Z")

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I hate hot weather… i think im gonna try some baby powder.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/2 "2005-06-07T16:19:49Z")

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what the hell does hot weather have to do with you balls hurting.

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/3 "2005-06-07T16:20:45Z")

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chaffing lol

mine are nice and cooled off now, computer in gameroom \>\* its like 75 down here with 30% humidity

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/4 "2005-06-07T16:34:30Z")

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The absolute best is when you have shorts on while youre driving and you aim the a/c vents up your shorts. Thats like a little piece of heaven.

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**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/5 "2005-06-07T17:25:38Z")

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hot weather -\> sweaty - \> stinky -\> turn off to chicks -\> don’t get any -\> blue balls

Mystery solved!

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/6 "2005-06-07T17:27:34Z")

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pleather seats suck :boink

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/7 "2005-06-07T17:36:13Z")

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> [@Jeff95TA](#):
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> hot weather -\> sweaty - \> stinky -\> turn off to chicks -\> don’t get any -\> blue balls
> 
> Mystery solved!

or you can get a shower and not be known as stinky balls :doh:

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**Author:** ![red04cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@red04cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/red04cavy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/8 "2005-06-07T17:44:00Z")

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You should try working in a warehouse with piss poor ventilation while your lifting repetitively and walking to carry the boxes where they go. Talk about stinky balls!

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/9 "2005-06-07T17:45:05Z")

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shave hairy balls to reduce sweat :kekegay:

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/10 "2005-06-07T17:49:56Z")

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> [@Rustang JIM](#):
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> shave hairy balls to reduce sweat :kekegay:

it works

> [@unicorn](#):
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> The absolute best is when you have shorts on while youre driving and you aim the a/c vents up your shorts. Thats like a little piece of heaven.

Lucky bastard, my vents dont swing that way lol ☹

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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/11 "2005-06-07T18:11:16Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/jinxxycat/funny/putitaway.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/jinxxycat/funny/putitaway.jpg)

Note to self: don’t ever open another thread w/ “balls” in the title 🤣 🤣 🤣

TMI you guys KILL ME!

_eek a girl just read this hahahahahahahahahhahaha_

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/12 "2005-06-07T18:31:37Z")

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i konw that feeling!!!

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**Author:** ![vw16vcabby](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vw16vcabby/32/5943_2.png) [@vw16vcabby](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vw16vcabby)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/13 "2005-06-07T18:36:59Z")

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stuck in the ass again?

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/14 "2005-06-07T18:51:50Z")

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baby powder owns!

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**Author:** ![Nick2517](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@Nick2517](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nick2517)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/15 "2005-06-07T19:01:50Z")

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try being a cement worker in this weather …

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/16 "2005-06-07T19:07:49Z")

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I bought Eurodad this green goldbond powder because I was told it was “like a cool breeze” in your shorts… he works outside and gets sweaty and sore down there… so the other night he decides to take a shower and then put this powder on… the next thing I know… he is diving back in the shower in a panic… the powder … apparently… burns…

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/17 "2005-06-07T19:10:20Z")

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hahaha…glad i dont use that…baby powder greater than all

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/18 "2005-06-07T19:14:29Z")

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> [@newchic](#):
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> I bought Eurodad this green goldbond powder because I was told it was “like a cool breeze” in your shorts… he works outside and gets sweaty and sore down there… so the other night he decides to take a shower and then put this powder on… the next thing I know… he is diving back in the shower in a panic… the powder … apparently… burns…

hahahahaha… i heard my buddy say the same thing!

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/19 "2005-06-07T19:25:32Z")

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yeah, it was some medicated shit, kinda like ben-gay or flexalll 454 but in a powder . i put it on and it burned so bad i had to get back in the shower.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/20 "2005-06-07T19:27:51Z")

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:greddy2: wash your shit 3x a day and it wont happen.

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